Weed Dealer or Mom?

There's a reason they are #1 and #2 on your speed dial, but can you figure out which of these phrases are from your weed dealer and which are from your mom? Rollover for the answers.

Make sure you call me.
Mom
I made cookies!
Weed Dealer
Nothing but the best for you.
Weed Dealer
This here is the good stuff.
Mom, referring to the name-brand soda she just splurged on at the A&P
I'm always around if you need me.
Weed Dealer
This weed is the dankest sh*t.
Best. Mom. EVER.
Are you by yourself?
Weed Dealer, unless you're walking home at 2am, then Mom
Got a nice selection for you today.
Weed Dealer/Mom who just went jean shopping
Make sure you get your money's worth.
Your Mom is a Weed Dealer
It doesn't matter how late it is, just call.
Weed Dealer
That sh*t ain't mine.
Weed Dealer/Terrible Mom
What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?
Mom, if it's your first Thanksgiving back from college. Otherwise, Weed Dealer
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