The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor: The Color Purple was adapted in 1985 as a film and in 2005 as a musical.
Genius: Is that the one where Oprah played the black woman?
Directed towards the librarian at the service desk...
Einstein: Are the books here in any particular order?
During a discussion on how little people know where their food comes from...
Professor: Ok, so now we have almonds. Can anyone guess how they're grown?
The Brilliance: Wait, don't almonds come from peaches?
When talking about domestic terrorism...
Professor: The Unabomber, who was responsible for a series of mail bombings, is another example of domestic terrorism.
Blondie: Wait, but wasn't he just one guy?
Professor:...Yes...Hence the name Unabomber
Teach: So after Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, he was appointed to the Rogers Commission. Which he...
Valedictorian: So wait, when did he start playing the trumpet?
by Andrew B. at Purdue
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Ben Joseph at NYU
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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Don't let your girlfriend "Yoko Ono" your score.
A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
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Mario's enemies have something to say.
My money's on the door, but this one is too close to call.
Recording...
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