Relationships according to Google (the difference between the sexes)

by Anne on May 01, 2009

Seemingly, we want similar things. However, guys seem to have a slightly more physical focus.

Girls want to make guys:

But guys want to get girls to (note the 6th and 7th ones from the top):

And don't we all have questions? Girls want to know why...

And guys are wondering... (5th one down)

I'm actually impressed by the fact here are only 3 examples of guys wanting the girl to do something sexual here. However, there are still 0 examples here of girls wondering how to get a guy to do any favors, unless you count regular kissing. We just want commitment! Hm...

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