The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees Professor: Albert Einstein was the one who wrote that letter telling Roosevelt to develop the atomic bomb.
Genius: Oh, wasn't he the light bulb guy?
Speaking about rice shortages in third world countries...
Professor: People whose diet consisted of rice and beans have been impacted by the rationing of rice.
Mastermind: Wait... If they couldn't eat rice or beans why didn't they just eat something else?
Professor: There was in fact a time when everything was made by hand.
The Brilliance: What about wood?
Prof: Considering wood does grow on trees, I'd go with no.
Bill Nye came to campus. A student asked if Bill Nye was his real name.
Bill Nye: Actually, it's William.
Valedictorian: Oh, so why did you change it?
While discussing the U.S. decision to drop the atomic bomb...
Einstein Jr.: So what if the U.S. wasn't being evil when they dropped the bomb on Japan? What if they were just trying to, like, start a war or something?
by Max Kinchen
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Alison Becker at Georgetown
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Douchebags finally standing up and demanding respect...Douchebags have rights & feelings -- and the word ("douchebag") will no longer be a bad one. Hilarious VID...
HE HAS ALWAYS HAD THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL, BUT NOW WE GET TO HEAR IT AUTOTUNED FOR NO EXTRA COST!
In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Hallo
Collection of babies eating lemons resulting in some of the cutest facial expressions. Super adorable and funny!