(follow Steve at http://www.twitter.com/SteveHofstetter)
I have a dream that everyone was treated equally and I sure hope it happens.
-MLKBirmingham
A long time ago, older people founded our country. Don't forget all the cool stuff our military has done. Now please go free your slaves.
-Abetastic
We the people of the United States of America, are really freakin tired of the British.
-AmericaRox
@Friends, @Romans, @Countrymen. Caesar was a dick but I miss the guy. Brutus was a bigger dick.
-TheRealMarkAnthony
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. So stop being wieners. Come on guys, buy things.
-WheelsMcGee
Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Thanks for the support. Red Sox suck!
-IronHorse
@Europe Slow your roll. Don't make us come over there. We got bombs.
-MonroeDoctrine
I'm god, no one else is. Take a day off and don't say my name. Don't kill, steal, lie, covet, or cheat on anyone. And call your parents.
-BritneyFan12
by Pete at Michigan State
by Steve Hofstetter at Columbia
by Pat Keegan
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!One time the girlfriend and I were outside in my backyard when she happened to find a bar of soap. So she p
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
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