Boston
(617) dude, all these ppl at the harbor are dressed like indians wtf. come get me.
Lexington
(781) the british r coming. no homo lol.
D.C.
(202) I shot burr, that a-hole deserved it.
Texas
(956) I was at the Alamo all nite, blacked out, don't remember a thing.
D.C.
(202) I totally just freed the slaves, Davis is gonna be so pissed. LOL.
Berlin
(+49 030) Somehow wound up in Poland. crazy night.
New Mexico
(505) I m become deth.
Alabama
(334) Drunkk as fukk on front seat of bus. No ideaa where i am
(1-334) Don't move. I'm coming to get you.
Havana
(+53) Dude the soviets just hooked us up fat wit som nukes
(202) This is the usa
(+53) fuck
D.C.
(202) oh man, just boned this fatty. don't tell hillary.
by Thomas Murray at Ohio State
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
Recording...
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