Your Hippie Parents, Translated

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We just want you to feel free.
We didn't want to have kids.
I don't remember how long I breastfed you.
I breastfed you long enough for you to remember it.
Forget about curfews.
We aren't coming home tonight, either.
We could always homeschool you.
Road trip to Burning Man!
We found your stash and confiscated it.
We found your stash and smoked it all.
How was your day?
We found your stash and smoked it all.
Don't do anything we wouldn't do.
We did a lot of weird stuff.
We're gonna just leave you kids alone for a while.
We're gonna go have sex in the treehouse while you sit here awkwardly.
Of course your friends can come over.
Of course your friends can come over, as long as we can drink with you.
There's something so beautiful about the sunset in Spring.
We found your stash and smoked it all.
I would paint more if society wasn't so obsessed with money.
I would paint more if I was talented enough to make money.
I think that wearing a bra is too confining.
Your father likes them saggy.
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