What they say / What they mean - Your parents one week after graduation

by Grant Hudson on June 08, 2009

We understand the economy is terrible, don't worry honey, you'll figure it out. (We resent you for not having a job.)

You can live at home until you get on your feet. (You are a burden. Get a job)

It's OK to not know what you want to do with your life. (Get a job. Any job.)

What did you do today? (Do you have a job yet? Get a job.)

Here's a list of things you can do to help around the house. (Here are some unnecessary taks I've created. Get a job.)

My Dad's advice was always "good things come to those who wait," hang in there kiddo.
(Grandpa died a pauper. Get a job.)

Why don't you call your old friend Trevor and see him? (He has a job. Get a job.)

We love you. (You have one week until we eat you and deny your existence.)

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