We all know the story of Willy Wonka, right? Well thanks to Denny's AllNighter, we're running a very similar contest. Only instead of buying chocolate bars you have to enter and instead of a golden ticket you could win a $100 gift certificate to Denny's. And then instead of being given a tour of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, you and your friends will be able to eat pancakes until you feel like puking. Which begs the question: which contest would Augustus Gloop be more excited about?
Enough with the analogy. Enter now for your chance to win. We've already given one gift certificate away, so this is your last chance. Kind of like when Charlie found his ticket. Also, Oompa, Loompa, doopidy ok nevermind.
by CH Staff
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
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Recording...
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