

Kinsey Durgin


You and John both contracted genital warts from a girl with a harelip during Spring Weekend.
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Jake Dent
You and Jake both have tri-daily and goat-centric masturbation schedules.
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Mason Ovian
You and Mason both think Facebook articles are automaticallystupid, even self-aware Facebook articles that contain references to David Foster Wallace and goat porn.
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by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
by Conor McKeon at Rhode Island
by 105%-O-Matic at Bucks County Community College
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.