Guy Limits 2

by Kevin on July 08, 2009

After much controversy over my previous article, Guy Limits, I have decided to fuel the fire with 9 more things guys should no longer do at certain ages. If you don't agree with these, well, you're probably "that guy".

"That is Enough Bro"

15 years old- A guy may no longer wear a mask or makeup for Halloween. If it's worth anything, you're creeping out everyone at the party.

16 years old- Two non-related men may no longer share a bed. Pillow barricades and "under the covers, over the covers" - still makes it unacceptable.

17 years old- A man may no longer reply to another mans text with a smiley/frown face, "OMG" or "LOL". Adding an exclamation point to either of these doubles the inappropriateness.

18 years old- A man may no longer apply sun tan lotion to another mans back. If spray sunscreen is available, lotion should never even be considered.

20yearsold- A man may no longer gloat about his high school athletic accomplishments or wear his State ring. It's impressive, but really, no one cares.

21 years old- A man may no longer "whip" another man with a wet towel. Note: If either of the men are naked, such horseplay is frowned upon at any age.

24 years old- A man may no longer wear a frat shirt - regardless if he is somehow still in college.

45 years old- A man may no longer unbutton three or more buttons on his shirt. In fact, two buttons is pushing it - your chest hair is unruly.

60 years old- A man may no longer allow his wife to drive. Seriously, it's unsafe, please take her keys away.

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