Adrianne - Hi, PC.
PC - Welcome back, Adrianne!
Adrianne - Ugh...
PC - Is something wrong, Adrianne?
Adrianne - PC, we need to talk.
PC - What about?
Adrianne - You're just...You're not doing it for me, anymore.
PC - What do you mean?
Adrianne - I mean, literally, you're not doing it for me anymore.
PC - In what way?
Adrianne - Everytime I try to open oen of my old movies in Movie Maker, you shut it down!
PC - That's nothing! You don't even
use Movie Maker!
Adrianne - And I have good reason! You don't have a firewire port, and without that, there's no way I can connect my camera and import my videos. The USB port doesn't even work!
PC - ...What are you saying?
Adrianne - I'm saying, we're parting ways.
Mac - Hey, Adrianne, I was wondering if -- Oh. Is this a bad time?
PC - Yeah, it's a bad time!
Adrianne - (sigh) PC, this is --
PC - Oh, we've met before! There's
another computer?!
Adrianne - Well, I just went to the Apple store and saw him, and I..
PC - You, you what? You just went all willy nilly and bought him?!
Adrianne - Nilly isn't even in Works' dictionary!
PC - I found it on Internet Explorer!
Adrianne - And that's another thing I'm switching from!
PC - No...Please...Not poor Explorer.
Adrianne - Yes. I'm going to stick with Safari from now on with Mac, and you can forget about Media Player. iTunes is the one for me.
PC - This is too much...
Mail man - Pick up for Blackwhite?
Adrianne - That's me.
PC - You're sending me away, already?!?
Adrianne - Yes, and to my grandfather.
PC - NO! He'll throw his fists down on tme to try to get me to work!
Adrianne - And maybe he'll succeed, unlike I did. Goodbye, PC.
PC - Noooooo!
Mail man - Um...Ma'am, why are you talking to that computer?