Zach: Just back up, you're drawing agro.
David: I can't, I'm-
Cheryl: *opening the door* David...?
David: Oh sh*t!
Cheryl: Discarded pizza rolls, empty Mountain Dew bottles...What's going on here?
David: We were...I was...fixing Zach's computer!
Cheryl: Liar! *starts bawling* You're having a LAN party aren't you!?
David: You weren't supposed to see this! You aren't supposed to be home for another three hours!
Zach: I should leave.
David: No, you know what? I'm done hiding.
Cheryl: *crying* You told me you were watching football.
David: Zach and I are in love! With Warcraft.
Cheryl: What's next, David? Painting Warhammer figures? Magic The Gathering? You're a child.
Zach: Magic is a complex game of strategy! It's not for kids!
Cheryl: You stay out of this! You...you...virgin loser!
David: That's no way to talk to Lucan The Holy!
*Cheryl is taken aback*
David: Listen, Cheryl. We may be working class nobodies in the real world. But here, we're level 80 Paladins, defending the Alliance from the forces of evil. It may not seem like a big deal to you, but we take a lot of pride in it.
*David puts his arm around Zach. Cheryl stares for a few seconds.*
Cheryl: We are never having sex again.
by Emily
by Brian Murphy
by Susanna Wolff at Columbia
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
I'm lonely.
Not everyone is supposed to have a happy Valentine's Day... ya know?
"It didn't have to come to this..."
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Parking Fail
Recording...
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