Photographer: Oh, man. What is this? Who is this guy? Who picked this model? I demand to know.p
Assistant: I did, sir.
Photographer: Get out of my sight! Can't you see this model is clearly a man?
Assistant: Yes, sir. I thought we were doing the male clothing line shoot.
Photographer: You know I demand gender-ambiguous models! This...thing... is clearly male!
Assistant: But sir, he's wearing boxers.
Photographer: I don't care! Where's the mystery? Where's the mystique? I can't work with this mainstream crap!
(to male model) Do me a favor, hun.
Model: Anything you want, man.
Photographer: Just- (sigh)- just try to look as unattractive as possible. Alright? Do you think you can handle even that?
Model: Sure, I guess. Should I just slump over a little like this? See how it puffs out my non-existent gut a little?
Photographer: I suppose that's fine, yes. But no smiling, dammit. This is a serious clothing line. So serious it sucks even the POSSIBILITY of happiness from your soul. Alright?
Model: Well I usually-
Photographer: I don't give a sh*t what you usually do. This isn't the Sears catalog, kid. This is ART. Now get the F*** out of here. I have some little boys to shoot for our women's swimsuit line--
(To assistant) --and you!
Assistant: Yes sir?
Photographer: Get me a enough spandex to make a snuggie. I'm feeling inspired.
by Caldwell Tanner
by Genevieve at MIT
by Katie Marino at University of Pittsburgh
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
I'm lonely.
"It didn't have to come to this..."
The dog was the first one down at the party... just so happens we had markers and a kid to keep entertained haha
Parking Fail
Recording...
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