


If it's good enough we'll pay you 150 bones and feature it on the site. And even if it's a short little blurb, we'll post it with a bunch of other ones and send you $50. Now you can finally justify the countless hours you already spend facebook. So, yeah, you're welcome.
by Anita Flores
by Brian Murphy
by Conor McKeon at Rhode Island
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's like a TV show that makes you want to buy body wash.
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.