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Issue One Hundred and Thirty

by 105%-O-Matic October 22, 2009

Not suitable for children and the eternally young.

"Saw VI" Used In A Sentence

I Saw VI versions of the same movie.

-Joseph Dominick

Planet of the Apes!

Charlton Heston: APES enslaving HUMANS? Everything in this world is backwards!
Dr. Zaius: So you had ape slaves?

-Patrick Cassels

I got a DUI, but in my defense I had no idea I was driving.

-Aaron Kasar

Mad Rex

Every novel is post-apocalyptic if you're a dinosaur.

-Andrew B.

School:

I always got the highest grades in the class, I was always the teacher's pet, and all my classmates said I was their bro. It was great going to home school.

-Ryan McDermott

Bulimics are just anorexics who still want to contribute to the economy.

-Conor McKeon

Is a sub-par performance in golf a good or bad thing?

-Jeremy Hidey

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