Man, I've seen a lot of college in my day; and I know, I know I'm not the only one. But it's because of this that I'm particularly bothered by something that is so simple, yet appears so difficult and troublesome. Peeing outside. Let's just admit it now, we all do it. Even you ladies out there have stooped to the levels of men, and joined along side us in this sacred outdoor defecation. But there's an etiquette folks, and whether you'd like to admit it or not, there are some things you just do not do.

There was a code developed by ancient tribes people, in an ancient land, that, still to this day, delivers us proper public urination etiquette. Discovered in 1923, these commandmen- er, guidelines that were found by a man named Mos- er, Benny, are as follows.

First Urination Rule: Thou shall not pee within 5 feet of another person whom is neither peeing nor not peeing- This one is common courtesy, really- there's a whole world out there that you can pee on, pick another spot.

Second Urination Rule: Thou shall not pee on another's property- This means that cars, houses, grills, visiting younger siblings- none of which should be touched with your stream of power.

Third Urination Rule: Thou shall not pee in the presence of law enforcement- I've seen this happen to too many people, and I don't want it to happen to you. Friends don't let friends, go near the 5-0

Fourth Urination Rule: Thou shall write his or her name in the snow whenst snow lay before thee- Ladies I'm sorry. I know it's going to be tougher, but it's a code made by the ancients, don't quarrel with me.

Fifth Urination Rule: Thou shalleth be drunketh if thee need to pee among the trees- Under no circumstances should one pee outside. Now you may be thinking "what about camping? Haha I got you, asshole"�, and to that I say, if you are camping- you SHOULD be drunk.

Sixth Urination Rule: If thou should be on the phone during urination, thou must inform the person to whom thou are talking with- No real logical reason for having to do this, but it's a great ice-breaker I'm sure. "What are you doing"�, "Well actually"¦"�

Seventh Urination Rule: Thou shall take ones drink with thee to pee- In with the good, out with the bad.

Eighth and Final Urination Rule: Thou shall not fuck with anyone whom is peeing outside, unless this person is dishonoring one of the above rules- The punishment is to be peed on. Sick, glad I didn't live during those times.

Well, see you went here trying to find something funny and look at you, I snuck in a history lesson and you could barely detect it. Now go pee everyone, and live the code.

This update has once again been brought to you by MagazinesForCheap (Maxim and Stuff for $10 guys). Hey, would anyone care for a few hotlinks?