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  • It's that time of year. We are once again on our epic quest to find the hottest college girl in America. And what better way to do it than with a March Madness style bracket tournament where your votes decide the winner? So, just like last year, we're giving you the chance to fill out a fantasy bracket with your pics for each round. Generous prizes will be awarded to the people who fill out their brackets the best.

    Finally! A tournament that isn't drawn out in the last two minutes with dozens of unnecessary and hopeless fouling! Also, this one has really hot college girls in it.

    Here's how the prizing works.

    Best Fantasy Bracket: $1,000
    Second Best Bracket: $250
    Third Best Bracket: $100
    The top 20 Brackets: Free BustedTees

    So, stop reading, meet the girls, and go Fill Out Your Fantasy Bracket Now.


  • Seniors

    Theodore, HS Senior
    Ted, College Senior
    I reek, I haven't showered since yesterday morning.Dude, I reek! Check me out!
    If I finish all my homework, I'll knock out a few hours of Playstation.When I finish this level, I'll knock out an hour of homework.
    I can't go to Tom's until I eat dinner. My mom doesn't trust his mom's cooking.I'm not going to Sig Ep till I'm wasted. They always run out before I get there.
    At prom, I think Tiffany and I are going to... you know!So I fingered Tiffany for sure at Sig Ep last night, but besides that... I don't know.
    I got pulled over for speeding on the way to the prom.The cops chased me down and tackled me after they broke up the party.
    I got my first traffic ticket yesterday.I spent my first night in jail last night.
    My dad's friend is a recruiter at Loyola, so I've got a really good chance at getting in there.My dad's friend is a lawyer, so I've got a really good chance at getting out of here.
    I got into Loyola!Turns out my dad's friend isn't such a great lawyer...
    I'm rooming with my friend, Kevin, and Tiffany's going there, too!I'm going to be going away for a while.
    I think I'm going to be a Biology major.Look, could you hold a couple of things for me? Just grab, like, everything in my top drawer.
    I can't wait for September!I love you, Tiffany. Wait for me?



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