Articles Archive
5 total on Monday, May 12th
Truth In Website Logos
by Streeter Seidell May 12, 2008
- A) University of PittsburghSubmitted by Michael
Professor: Even today there is still a lot of antisemitism in Hollywood.
The Brilliance: Wait...How can there be antisemitism in Hollywood, I thought the Jews ran it? - B) Auburn UniversitySubmitted by Christopher
A girl told the professor that she had been to the Vatican...
Professor: Did you see the Pope?
Blondie: No, The Pope died a couple years ago.
A Bee Questions the Hive's Attack Strategy
by Sarah Schneider May 12, 2008
Bee #1: Fellow bees, look! The giant approaches!
(an audible gasp is heard across the swarm, as they freeze and stare at the shadowy figure in terror)
Bee #2: We must act quickly before it strikes!
Bee #3: This is the day we've all been training for! You know the drill. To your battle stati-
(he is distracted by a single bee in the midst of the swarm, tentatively raising his hand)
Bee #3 contd: Yes, Harold?
Harold: Um, yes, hi. Sorry to interrupt your speech, but don't you think this is a little...dumb?
(the swarm pauses despite their panic, shocked by Harold's audacity)
Bee #3: What is the meaning of this, Harold?
Harold: I mean...the giant doesn't seem on the offensive. It just appears to be leaking from some odd frontal protrusion.
(the swarm glances over to the human, who is drunkenly peeing in a nearby bush)
Dear Person Who Got #1 in the Housing Lottery,
by Susanna Wolff May 12, 2008
Today's Hottest College Girl Matchup
by CH Staff May 12, 2008Yo people, this is it. We've reached THE FINAL FOUR! Go vote now!
Ashley
