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6 total on Tuesday, May 13th
Original music by this sick new band my brother's in.
Senior Superlatives at San Dimas High
- Most Likely to Marry Medieval Princesses- Most Likely to Save the World With Rock and Roll
- Most Excellent
I wish I lived in Alabama so my state was at the top of drop down menus. No other reason.
I recently tried Trident whitening gum. That sh*t is powerful. Immediately after chewing I bought all 11 seasons of Frasier on DVD.
Porno Pizzeria Policy
Thirty minutes or less or you don't have to blow the delivery driver.Lord of the Rings in One Minute
Gandalf: You must destroy the one ring of power.Frodo: How?
Gandalf: I'll summon my eagle friend. He'll fly you over Mt. Doom and you can throw in the ring.
Frodo: Thanks!
They say Hillary is the candidate of beer drinkers and Obama is the candidate of wine drinkers. I like both candidates a lot. I can't remember why.
Questions Questions Questions
- Why do people drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?- Why is it called luggage on an airplane, and planeage on an airlug?
- Why is it when you fix a house it's called landscaping, but when you house a fix its land callscaping?
Fun To Use When You Don't Need Them, Terrible To Use When You Do
- Adderall- Wheelchairs
- Guns
Do your parents not understandtechnology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurdtext messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Those dumb bastards.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Those dumb bastards.
Your parents' Zune.
I mentioned to my mother that I would really like a laptop for my birthday. She got frazzled and said that if she had known, she would have gotten me this great one she saw at the mall yesterday. I asked what kind it was and she said, "It was one of those funky ?leaping frogs' things." A Leap Frog?
From Marlee, South Dakota State University
My mom decided that she wanted to get familiar with computers. So, I showed her how to type addresses into the URL bar and assumed she could handle it. The next day, I got onto the computer and Mozilla Firefox was renamed "aol.com". The day after that, it was renamed as her email address.
From Mustafa
My parents change their email addresses every time they move or change internet services.
From Amanda, University of Colorado Boulder
What Everyone Else is Thinking, According to Jim Peterson
by Andrew B. May 13, 2008
OHHH! OOO!! PROFESSOR TABER! PROFESSOR TABER!!! ME! ME!!! HERE!
Your Body's Night Out
by David Siegel May 13, 2008
4:45 PM
Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.
Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done with this yet. Whatever, sounds like he's up and about now. You're trigger-happy, Colon. It's not safe!
Colon: Sorry.
6:00 PM
Stomach: What's that, Skin? He's in the shower? Sounds good. Whadaya say, Balls? He's using a lot of soap? Nice!
Balls: I know!
(splash)
Stomach: What the hell? A beer? A freezing-ass beer in the shower? Whatever it's just one, but really?
Cyanide and Happiness
by Cyanide & Happiness May 13, 2008
Today's Hottest College Girl Matchup
by CH Staff May 13, 2008Here is today's matchup. Vote now, these girls are counting on you!
Brianna
