Articles Archive
5 total on Tuesday, May 20th
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Time heals all wounds . . . except amputations.
Nice to Chant at Re-Election Party, Mean to Yell at Birthday Party
"Four more years!"Real Movie Titles That Would Probably Make For Terrible Pornos
- James and the Giant Peach- The Fast and the Furious
- Exit Wounds
My friend grew up Asian, so he says that's why he isn't into Asian girls. I think that makes a lot of sense, because I grew up fat...
Do you think it's rude for deaf people to talk with food in there hands?
Rich or Alzheimer's?
- You know, I can't remember the last time I spent less than 50 dollars on a meal? That includes breakfast.- Does public transportation even exist anymore?
- Are you my wife?
If I was a ref at a Harlem Globetrotters game, I would call them for traveling, then throw them out if they argued, then steal some kid's popcorn.
Blind Date Revealed
"Ok, so I lied. In all honesty, I prefer moderately lengthed walks on the beach. So we're gonna have to turn around and walk back well before I get tired."
How To Do Stand-Up
by Susanna Wolff May 20, 2008
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they sendyou absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
Your parents' Twitter.
Whenever my mom finds a website she likes or wants to visit again, she copies the address and pastes it in this word document she has. The word document is 4 pages of website addresses. The best part? It's titled "Website Favorites."
From Alex, Sierra College
My mom was using her laptop when she called me over, complaining that something was wrong. I arrived to find her frantically clicking a "Print This Article" button on a webpage. "It won't print!" she explained. We don't have a printer.
From Diggory, Beijing
