Let's play a game - OK close your eyes, and think of the music that played in the movie Bio-dome. Can you do it? Now close your eyes and think of the music that plays in Indiana Jones. Wanna know why one works and not the other? Because the Indiana Jones films are LEGENDARY, that's why. If you can look me straight in the eye and disagree with that statement without flinching, I'll take you out to Ruth's Chris Steak House. Seriously, I'm not playing around.

Raiders of the Lost Ark was one of my first adventure movies growing up, and to this day is still one of my undisputed favorites. The formula for a badass hero who gets the crap kicked out of him but still ends up on top has been copied time and time again unsuccessfully - and while there may be many pretenders out there, there's still only one Indiana Jones. When news first broke out about a 4th Indy movie, there was a lot of debate about Ford's age, picking up a classic that needs no continuation, and if Jones would be fist fighting Nazi's in a retirement home (admit it, that would still be awesome). And now after months of nervous anticipation, it's finally here.

Oh hai dear readers. I want to be nice and give you all the hot, juicy gossip. But first, I must show you these pics of Sharon Stone's vagina, cuz grandma's got some serious ish going on down there. [WWTDD]

I'll wait why you puke. Okay! Now back to the hotness.

Like....Jessica Simpson giving herself a breast exam in a bikini while on vacation in Mexico. If only Tony Romo hadn't dumped her, he could be rubbing that fine mess of a boob right now. [Egotastic]

You'd think it'd be really sexy to look at pics of the chick who won The Bachelor walking on the beach in a bikini. However that stingray she's holding really knocks my girl boner down a few notches. [HollywoodTuna]

Remember way back when, when I tried to convince two girls in a bar to masturbate?

Good times!

Well since it's still May and therefore still National Masturbation month, (Yay! I hope you guys have been celebrating!!) and since this is still a sex themed column, I thought I'd contact the girls and let you guys know how they, and their untouched girl-parts, are doing.

So I pulled out my rolodex (totally better than a BlackBerry) from 2006 to see if I still had their info...

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