Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Your Hookah Pipe Cleaner Is My Plunger
I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent
That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop
I'm the Reason You're Balding
Pasta With A Side of Foot
Scrambled Eggs With a Side of Phlegm
That Wasn't Real Weed
Who Doesn't Flick Their Boogers?
Wondering Why Your Pillow Is Crusty?
I'm Doing Your Mom
Dennis Quaid Is Calling You
Your Dog Licked My Balls
I Spit on My Family's Food
Your Protein Shake Had a Special Ingredient
Sit on a Barbed Wire Dildo
I Superglued Her Door Shut

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