Roommate Confessions (Page 11)

10: I made fun of you behind your back for like, the first two months of school. Sorry, but it really helped me make friends.

9: I told everyone on our floor that you farted in your sleep and I couldn’t stand the smell, so I’d wear nose plugs to bed. That’s a more specific part of 10. Maybe even a 10a.

8: Remember that weekend you went home because your grandma was sick? I whacked it on your bed, like, 12 times. Not in a row, but over the course of like 2 days.

7: You have really good porn on your computer. And it’s not hard to find.