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We asked and you voted. Here are the top 25 sitcom couples of all time…

25.
 Doug Funnie and Patty Mayonaise – “Doug”

Doug and Patty’s love clearly doesn’t extend towards their future children, who, one way or the other, are screwed in the last-name department.

24.
 Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope – “Parks and Recreation”


It’s not every day a guy who isn’t Bill Clinton can survive a political blow like sleeping with someone you shouldn’t. Ben’s love for Leslie prevented a scandal, and also his goals for the future, minus the one about being in love. So it’s all fine.




23.
 Frank and Marie Barone – “Everybody Loves Raymond” 



Frank and Marie’s undying devotion can probably be entirely attributed to the fact they can spy on their son 24/7. Nothing unites two people quite like meddling in their immediate family’s affairs.


The Internet is amazing! It gave us the ability to get food delivered without having to talk to another human being on the phone. Also, a bunch of other stuff. But all progress comes with a price. These are the things we’ve lost to this new, technologically advanced future world we live in.

This is the first entry, and this article is already taking me way too long to write. I don’t have writer’s block. I have the Internet. I keep getting sidetracked by things that aren’t my work. I checked Tumblr. I saw that one of my friends made a new video. I watched it. I opened Pandora. I learned that the guy from the band Radical Face is in another band called Electric President. I looked Electric President up on Youtube. I checked Twitter. Then I checked Twitter again. Then I refreshed my Twitter feed one more time for good measure. All that since writing the title on a notepad file.

Here’s a fun experiment: Next time you have an assignment, write the first draft on paper, away from your computer. When you’re finished, be amazed at how much faster you worked. Then you’ll have the rest of the night to browse Youporn and read disparate Wikipedia articles.

Now, clearly we could let you know that Dancing with the Stars, Sex and the City, and the entire Lifetime network would make this list, but those are deal breakers. If you find yourself in that situation, run as fast as you can in the other direction. As far those that we’ve included on this list are concerned, these are what we call the “Gateway Shows” to hours upon hours of mindless, miserable shows that will leave any true man scratching his head or wanting to beat himself over the top of said head….

There’s no excuse for a dude who rocks his shirt off this much. Seriously, bro? You’re clearly trying to exhibit your masculinity or something, and it’s kind of creepy. Keep your shirt on.

Last week Republican Presidential nominee Newt Gingrich vowed to have a colony on the moon by the end of his second term. We just got an exclusive look at some of his early sketches. Take a look…