
M., SIUC
May 3, 2008
College kids totally getting out of school soon and are gonna be bangin' down my door for September apartments. Its honestly like shooting fish in a barrel, I cant even contain myself! Put the company logo on the side of my Jeep Cherokee today, BOO YAH!
May 21, 2008
Showed that dump on N. Margin Street today, the idiots are gonna take it! Totes didnt see the dead rat behind the sink. Glad they didnt run the shower and notice that motor oil actually comes out. Sick roof deck tho!
June 5, 2008
Bought a dope ass holder for my cell phone that goes on my belt, automatic panty dropper. Sold the 3-bed on Salem Street, got a full fee plus dinner out of those suckers, they'll be evicted by October. Score one for the bad guys!
Well, today marks the day that a digitally animated robot becomes the best actor in Hollywood. Let's see what the rest of these no talent clowns have been up to while a cartoon successfully out-acts them.
Matt Damon got hella fat! Well, just for a part, but still. He looks like a straight-up child molester. Related Tangent: how weird would it be if Matt Damon went by Matthew Damon instead? Matthew Damon and Benjamin Affleck. Weird, right? Just me? Cool. (WWTDD)
Speaking of Benjamin Affleck, it looks like there might be trouble in MarriageLand, USA for him and his wife, Jennifer Gardner. I'll give you one hint why - it starts with 'their daughter' and ends with 'looks like a gremlin.' Also, I can't help but compare this picture with this picture. (IDLYITW, WWTDD)
Amy Winehouse was diagnosed with the early stages of emphysema this week, which finally, FINALLY seemed to get through to her. Thank God. She waited until she was in the parking lot to light up instead of in the waiting room like she normally does. I'm just so damn proud of her. (Celebslam)
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What a glorious morning! This earth was made for battle, not only because of its perfectly symmetrical black and white squares! Ah, to be the unit directly in front of the King himself! Oh, mother would be so proud!
June 27th 2008
The battle commenced today, and guess who was the first unit off? You guessed it! Mother would be so proud of my two square hop, why, I could rival the knight himself! I wonder how the enemy will react to such a bold move?
June 28th 2008
So, this enemy isn't to be underestimated! They discovered one of my weak spots. As we speak a rival pawn is standing right in front of me, glaring down at me as I write. So I'm stuck here until the bastard moves, or is killed.
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Drey D., University of Florida
My mom has an old-school Samsung flip phone. She thinks that you have to leave it open when you charge it, or else it won't charge.
Ben P., University of Minnesota
Everytime my dad wanted to go to Youtube, he types in www.google.com into the MSN search bar, searches for Bill Monroe on google, goes to page 4, which is a youtube video.
Evan T, Iowa



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