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Despite the fact that I have been going to various colleges for almost eight years now, I have never lived in a dorm, having always lived in an apartment close to school. I never had to live among my …
MILFs are out, Cougars are in. For those of you who don't know what a Cougar is, I've taken the time to copy this excerpt from a very not-fake encyclopedia. Yeah, you're welcome. Def …
I am not a criminal. Sure, I have broken a few laws – illegal u-turns, underage drinking, and my nasty habit of removing tags from mattresses. But I would never do anything that could land me in …
Going away to school is a big change. You're away from your home and family, you're thrown into a building full of strangers and you're overwhelmed with work from all your classes. Thin …
If you're smart – and you're a freshman – you'll pay attention to the following. Today: Dump High School Girlfriend – Doesn't "'hooking up with a girl' s …
When you have a passenger in your car, is it your responsibility to have music acceptable to the passenger? It depends on the circumstances. The answer is clearly yes, when anyone is driving but me. I …
So you finally got the nerve to ask out that hot girl in your anthropology class – and when she turned you down you decided to settle for that weird girl who sits on the other side of you with th …
Today is Yom Kippur. Now, let's be honest, you don't know what that is, do you? In fact, you probably don't even know anything about the Jewish religion or her many dozens of devoted …
I'm at a dive bar somewhere downtown. I'm squatting over a pee drenched toilet seat. I worry for a moment that someone will walk in on me, but then I remember that I paid a man named Buck tw …
If your SPF is higher than your pants size, you might just be a redhead.Now that a hack premise is out of the way, let me explain what it really means to be redheaded.People assume that because the ca …
Ronnie, one of my roommates in college, was guilty of one of two crimes""being too caring a person, or, more likely, being a cock blocker. I realized this one afternoon when I was at the big dining h …
I know what you're thinking. Sitting there reading this, all smug, saying to yourself, "I survived my first month as a freshman. It's all down hill now." Oh, you're so adorable it hu …
Remember Junior year when that guy in a suit came to your school and showed you a slide show and gave you a pamphlet with all those oversized, shiny rings? Now if you're a total tool you might al …
When G4 asked me, a few months ago, if they could turn my column into a TV segment, I was intrigued. A number of questions immediately popped into my mind, the foremost of which was, "What in the crap …
In a grandiose departure from normal routine, the loftmates and I headed out drinking the other night. The night was about as nondescript as a twenty-something trip to the watering hole can be, with a …
My name is Steve, and I am your father. I know you're not born yet. I don't even know who your mother will be. But I wanted to tell you that you can not necessarily do anything if you just s …
Ah drunk people…will they ever say what they mean? Below you'll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it&# …
Autumn is a great time for theme parties, but some college students have trouble picking a good theme. Pajama Bros and Double-Teamed Ho's? That's racist, sexist, and pajamist. Try one of …
This column, like many of my columns and days of my week, takes place at an airport. It is true that art imitates life.I had just gotten to Philadelphia. As it turns out, it is not the city of brother …
For those of you who don't know, Manscaping is the term used for the strategic de-hairying of the male body. Manscaping has been around for thousands of years, but went out of style from about 1 …
I was very tired this morning. I woke up after three hours of sleep for a flight that left much earlier than it would have had the scheduling people consulted with me first. But I still managed to avo …
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