It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.

A few years ago I lived in a house with 3 great guys and one turd burglar. We got along well except for the one guy who did nothing but play video games on the only T.V. in the house and smoke, which wouldn't have been a problem except that nobody else could ever use the common room. All the guys are pretty passive but were annoyed that they never got use of the room so the solution - clear nail polish. On one of the rare occasion he went to class I would coat the prongs of the plug for his Playstation with a thin layer of clear nail polish and let it dry then plug it in. The nail polish prevented the electrical connection and the Playstation wouldn't work. He replaced it 3 times and the same thing happened each time. He never did figure it out but starting hanging out as his goon buddies house instead since their Playstations worked - problem solved.

Dave S., Ryerson

I met this girl named Amee the first week of freshman year. The first night I met over she came home with me and left an over-sized sweater that I started to wear and eventually kept. We saw each other for about 2 months and she seemed perfect. One weekend she went home to visit family. She didn't tell me but I found out from her roommate that she'd gone home to see her ex-boyfriend. This sucked for me but I was getting straight down to business. She texted me all weekend saying she "misses me", weak sauce. The night she came back I had her over like usual and acted regular. She was up at 3am and had to go to the floors washroom, as she often did. The washroom was just outside my room so she got up without changing. We were talking and she asked what she should be for Halloween. Not missing a beat, I said "Why don't you go as a skank? I've got a sweater you could use." I threw the sweater to her and closed my door. She knew exactly what just happened and got frostbitten while she walked home with nothing but that sweater on. November in Ottawa is a b*tch.
Paul Ley, University of Ottawa

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.

You know how game shows have the play at home game where you can text in a number and it gives you a shot at winning money? Junior year my housemates and I conspired to trick our friend into thinking he won $250,000 on "Deal or No Deal." Earlier in the week I called my brother and let him know that if I texted him between 8-9 PM, he should call our housemate and pretend that he won the grand prize. It took several days, but on Thursday, he guessed the correct briefcase. My brother called him three minutes later and told him the good news and to stand by for further instructions. My housemate started running around, screaming about how this was going to change his life. We almost felt bad when he started talking about all the stuff he was going to buy us. He was on the phone with his parents when the show returned announcing the real winner as Jane Doe from East Moosehead, Minnesota. My housemate dropped to his knees with a look of utter devastation on his face. We started laughing as he ran to his room to hide. He came out about 15 minutes later and said he couldn't be mad because that was the best prank he had ever seen.
Nate Miller, Ithaca College

Billy, because you wouldn't shower, we would febreeze you while you slept. Also, stop calling yourself Billy, your name is Bih-Chuan.
Phil C, Maryland

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.

One night I got completely fed up with both of these girls so I took all their clothing out of their drawers and lined the bottom of the drawers with gravy. When they confronted me about the gravy I said I caught some random person in our room earlier and they were messing with your drawers, but I stopped them right as they were about to dump my clothes out of my drawers. The reason I strongly believe they are douche bags is because they loved cats like nobody's business and it just got quite annoying to the point of insanity. They had my room decked out in everything cats; cat calendar, cat mouse pad, cat comforter, cat posters, cat pjs, cat dolls, and a HUGE CAT throw rug in the shape of a CATS head! Also what do you think they were for Halloween? Oh, ust let me you tell you. They were butterflies... haha jk they were flipping CATS!!!!!! Shoot me, I still have to live with them for two more quarters any suggestions?

Patricia Ortega, UCLA

No, you didn't knock your phone into your fish bowls while you were sleeping - I tossed it in after you fell asleep, you dumb b*tch.
B. T., Some School in Georgia

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here!

So you may be wondering about how I was able to pay for that brand new EA Sports NCAA Basketball 2009. Well your stupid ass leaves change all over the room, and you don't notice when it goes missing. It isn't missing, I am well aware of where it is going. In my drawer. Where it has accumulated over the last 2 months until it reached $61.31. Just enough for me to buy the new EA sports basketball game. What am I doing later tonight? Playing the game that you unbeknownst bought for me.
Keegan Rush, Guilford College

I used to live with this girl, a few weeks ago, that had parties all the time and drank every night and had a boyfriend in another state, while sleeping with 3 different guys here. She also flirted with my boyfriend every chance she got. When I moved out, she hid a bunch of my stuff in her room where I would leave it. The day before I moved out I put jalapeno Juice in the soda, ranch and Ketchup and also in her face soap. Did you ever wonder why your face started stinging when you wash it in the mornings? Maybe you can learn to get a job and pay your own rent instead of trying to get money from every one of your f*ck buddies.
Michelle Q., Texas

My mom was cleaning out the house and found my Nintendo Power Pad. She asked if I still wanted my "electric twister."
The Esteemed Founder of This Fine Column, Mr. Jeff Rubin

My dad carries around every cell phone he has ever owned because when he gets a new one it doesn't have his old numbers in its phonebook.
drexel neumann

My mom is convinced I can pick up in my cell phone voice mail. every time she calls I get "Chris....it's mom...are you there?.....Pick up if you're there....ok, well, it's mom....pick up.....well I guess you're not there....call me when you get this. It's mom. 555-1212."
Chris Colby

 Do your parents not understandtechnology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurdtext messages? Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "TheWorld Wide Web?"

If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!

And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

Whenever my mom wants me to look something up on the internet, she tells me to "do a Google."
Brendan M., UMass Boston

Any time I'm looking at a picture of a lol cat my dad comes up behind me and reads it with a Russian accent.
Bob G

My mom just recently got a Facebook account. When I write on her wall or comment on a picture, she replies to the email notification that Facebook sends her and forwards it to me.
Brandt S.

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?"

My parents recently went to Europe for a retirement vacation. They came back so surprised to tell me that Europe had internet. I asked why they thought that it wouldn't and they replied, "Because its called AMERICA Online."
steven davis, U of South Carolina

My mom is convinced that every time her cell phone battery meter loses a bar, that she will automatically get poor reception because it cant "pull the beams in as strongly."
Nick M, MIZZOU

My mom emailed me with the subject line "Please email me back ASAP" to let me know she had learned now to text.
N A

If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!

My mom copies and pastes all of her emails and some web pages she likes into Microsoft documents in case the "internet runs out."
Nikki LaSalle, UW-Madison

When my mom saw my brother watching TV online, she asked him what channel his internet was on.
Maggie C

My boyfriend's grandma asked him if his phone had a "g spot." We think/hope she meant GPS...
Katie Bransford, UNM