CollegeHumor: Abercrombie And Fitch Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790873 Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790873 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


"[Company founder David T. Abercrombie's] love for the outdoors was his inspiration for founding Abercrombie & Co., dedicated to producing high-end gear for hunters, fishermen, campers, and explorers...Abercrombie outfitted Teddy Roosevelt's trips to the Amazon as well as Robert Peary's famous trip to the North Pole." (McBride, Dwight A., Why I Hate Abercrombie & Fitch: Essays On Race and Sexuality, p. 62-64)


The setting: a present-day Abercrombie & Fitch store. Teddy Roosevelt enters.

Salesguy: What's up.

Teddy Roosevelt: TURN DOWN THE VOLUME.

Salesguy: Huh?

Teddy Roosevelt: ON YOUR VICTROLA. I HAVE TO SHOUT JUST TO HEAR MY OWN VOICE.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-11 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 74 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728463 Why I Love Abercrombie and Fitch... Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:33:01 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1728463 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

  1. I love going to clubs but I hate their lack of cargo shorts.
  2. I can't get enough techno
  3. Salespeople who DON'T want to help you.
  4. They save energy by using the least amount of light possible.
  5. Great place to meet pedophiles.
  6. I need everyone to know exactly where I got my T-Shirt (A& F Lacrosse Rules!)
  7. No uglies!
  8. Did I mention the Cargo Shorts?
  9. Best place to buy clothes before a Date Rape
  10. Comfortable Leather Chairs which are great for reading the Classics.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:295"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/9/collegehumor.2a35627044737804ac6acaa9d20f3113.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-23 22:33:01 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:295">Paul Scheer</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />