CollegeHumor: Alcohol Articles This Month

CollegeHumor: Alcohol Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794409 Drunk-O-Vision IX Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794409 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Sober :: Drunk

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-13 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 751 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792716 If Drinking Was A Sport Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792716 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-12 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 425 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792307 How to Get the Hottie at the Party Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792307 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Follow these tips ladies and you'll definitely get your man, at least until the hangover wears off.

Laugh at all his jokes
Ha ha great Dane Cook impression!

Keep drinking. Especially, YOU (girls that weigh 90 lbs.)
Sure, I'll have another Budlight Lime

The phrase, "That's SO interesting" never gets old.
Wow you can drink a 12 pack in 15 minutes?! That's SO interesting.

The phrase, "You're SO funny" can never get old.
You were still drunk AFTER the funeral? hahah that's SO funny.

Echo his similar interests.
Yeah I remember that scene in Old School. Will Ferrell is the best!
Yeah there is nothing better than Dave Matthews live.

Remark often on how you have no gag reflex.
Ya know, I could've been a sword swallower in a past life.

More obvious.
I don't have a gag reflex.

Better.

Always sneak the subject of your lacy panties into any and all conversation.
Really?

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2123472"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/8/collegehumor.fd7450526a75cc5e8dad2df829511c87.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-05 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2123472">Anita Flores</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790449 Drunk-o-Vision VIII Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790449 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Things look a little different when you're drunk...

Sober ::: Drunk

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-28 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1111 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790521 Voicemail from a Jealous Boyfriend Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790521 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK

8:12 PM | WALKING TO SECOND BAR

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-26 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 119 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788529 What You're Saying With Your Drink Order Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788529 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Budweiser, Miller, or Coors
Guys: They don't have kegs at this bar? What kind of low-brow place is this?
Guys buying it for girls: I don't celebrate anniversaries, I don't care about your friends, and as soon as you expect commitment, I will drop you. May as well get used to it.
Girls: Does drinking cheap beer make me look sexy and tomboyish?

Sam Adams, Honey Brown, or Pete's Wicked
Guys: I bet this beer tastes good because it costs more.
Guys buying it for girls: Work study? Hah! That's for suckers. I've got a swanky internship paying me $10 an hour!
Girls: Drinking cheap beer makes me look too tomboyish. Does drinking expensive beer make me look sexy?

Guinness
Guys: I don't intend to get drunk tonight. Thankfully, this beer takes a half hour to finish.
Guys buying it for girls: I don't want you to leave this bar for the next half hour.
Girls: I hope I'm not hung over during rugby tomorrow.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.ad937b4f074bca543727e036e28b33e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-27 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225">Steve Hofstetter</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 59 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734411 Drunk-O-Vision IV Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:54:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734411 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Sober ::: Drunk

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-20 13:54:59 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 862 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765181 Pioneers of Booze - The History of 7 Famous Alcohol Names Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:30:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765181 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Peter Smirnoff - Everyone's favorite vodka and occasional paint thinner, Smirnoff was made by honest to goodness Russian boozehound Peter Smirnoff back in the 1800's. His vodka was so good he became the official distiller of Czar Alexander III, which would be the equivalent today of Dick Cheney entrusting you to warm his milk at night.

By the 1900's, Smirnoff was rolling out one million bottles per day and everything is about as cool hookers who take food stamps until the Russian Revolution. The distillery is confiscated and the Smirnoff in charge is sentenced to death. However, he manages to escape to Turkey and continue making hooch, demonstrating either dedication or a weird kind of insanity.

By 1934, in the midst of the Great Depression, Smirnoff sells the company to Rudolph Kunett who brings it to the US. Decades later, a near infinite number of college girls stumbling around with fruit juices and steadily lowering inhibitions are his legacy.

Jim Beam - Basically the rulers of a bourbon empire, the Beam family are kings of southern booze making. Not content to just make their own, since the company's origins in the late 1700's, nearly every other major distillery that has made bourbon has employed someone in the family, for seven generations. These guys were serious as sh*t about bourbon and in a straight up fight against Kentucky's other famous businessman, the mint-julep touting fancy boy that was Col. Sanders, would probably straight up murder the man.

When Prohibition forced the shut down of the distillery, Jim Beam left and wandered the country like an entrepreneurial Kwai Chang Kane; growing citrus, then coal mining, then running a lime stone quarry. When Prohibition ended, Jim, now 70 years old, returned to his roots and went right back to making bourbon, driven by a dedication to see his countrymen sh*tfaced.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657090"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/f/collegehumor.f221f34e9fa3c2a03021eebf5e1745e5.gif"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-05 16:30:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657090">Fortey</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 270 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762670 Drunk-O-Vision VI Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:53:43 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762670 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Sober ::: Drunk

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-03 10:53:43 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 769 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759061 Battle at the Bar Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:24:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759061 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

A conversation between different parts of my body, as I'm sitting at a bar:

Pants Brigade: Limp and ready for action, sir!

Captain Noggin: Private Eye! I need a status check now.

Private Eye: We got a bogey moving in at 2 miles per hour. She appears to be drunk.

Captain Noggin: Stats?

Private Eye: Weight approximately 200. Wears a tube top.

Captain Noggin: Oh sweet Jesus.

Pants Brigade: What are our orders?

Captain Noggin: Stand down men! I repeat: stand down!

Major Mouth: Ingesting beer... beer ingested.

Captain Noggin: Private Eye, what's the bogey status?

Private Eye: She's at 5 feet and closing and... I'm getting a new status... bogey weighs approximately 160.

Captain Noggin: But that's impossible!

Private Eye: Things are looking blurry, sir.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1621124"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/b/collegehumor.28fbece327eac2f3eca4b69b55f5322f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-15 07:24:06 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1621124">Josh Rosenthal</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:186"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754748 Your Body's Night Out Wed, 07 May 2008 13:07:46 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754748 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

4:45 PM

Stomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.

Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.

Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done with this yet. Whatever, sounds like he's up and about now. You're trigger-happy, Colon. It's not safe!

Colon: Sorry.

6:00 PM

Stomach: What's that, Skin? He's in the shower? Sounds good. Whadaya say, Balls? He's using a lot of soap? Nice!

Balls: I know!

(splash)

Stomach: What the hell? A beer? A freezing-ass beer in the shower? Whatever it's just one, but really?

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1484743"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/f/collegehumor.66d559c6e6785c3aa3eabfbfd7da899f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-07 13:07:46 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1484743">David Siegel</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 572 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751965 Talking to Myself Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:35:17 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751965 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.1a8d4bdd12eb35c73182c827b94ab675.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-03-28 00:35:17 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495">Chase Mitchell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:7"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 727 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1749061 Beer Review Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:50:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1749061 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

	Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale Delicious. I eagerly anticipate the coming of the colder months and the variety of seasonal brews they bring, and the good people at Anheuser have developed an insanely good taste experience. A little thicker than what a typical beer drinker may be used to, but the vanilla after taste and subsequent warming feeling will hook most drinkers immediately. Red body, little to no head, and an overall vanilla/caramel aroma.
	Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat Though the name is "Cherry Wheat", I was surprised at the amount of cherry flavor I encountered. I found the beer to be a little too strong for my tastes, though someone with a sweet tooth may find it enjoyable. I chugged the rest of it after two sips, just to get it out of the way. Thin head, orange body, and overall too sweet.
	Brooklyn Monster Ale Good Loard. "11% Alcohol by Volume" puts this... concoction in a clash by itself. Thish is no longer a beer, this bottled animal is a 12 ounces of liquid insanity. I would feel sorry for the man forced to drink an entire 6 pack of this. I downed this quickly as to.move on to a hopefully more enjoyable experience. Starts bitter but mellows out as you finish it, strong taste of hops, and very high in alocohol content.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-02-01 09:50:54 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 109 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727434 A Sober Look At Beerpong Sign-ups Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:43:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727434 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:61290"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/9/collegehumor.ffa749f889028c7ed49f11798762d3e3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-16 02:43:02 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:61290">Mike Milo</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724970 The Negotiator Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:20:34 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724970 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Too often in today's society, brotherhood and charity take a back seat to greed and personal interest. CEO's embezzle money from their employees, people are murdered for their belongings, and worst of all, nobody seems to care. But there is one man who still stands for the principles of charity, selflessness and all the other things that once made this society so great: The Negotiator.

The Negotiator is the guy you meet On those unfortunate nights when one of your buddies has a little too much to drink and winds up staring at you from the back seat of a police car. The Negotiator swoops in to save the day. Drunk himself, The Negotiator stumbles up to the arresting officer volunteering to sort the whole mess out. You may know him, you may know of him or he may be a complete stranger, but nevertheless, he's there for you when the cuffs come out.

"Officer... officer," he cries pushing his way through the crowd, "You gotta let that dude go, dude. He didn't do anything, dude, I saw the whole thing." At first the police will politely ask him to stand back and let them do their jobs, but The Negotiator is there to help, dammit. And nothing is going to stop him.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-29 18:20:34 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720421 Drunk-O-Vision III Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:29:25 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720421 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Sober ::: Drunk

Enjoy your weekend!

Thanks to Alice and Jeff for their contributions.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-21 18:29:25 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 473 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719442 Match The Drink To The Drunk Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:54:53 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719442 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

It's that time of the week again, the time when Mental Floss and I team up to teach you something important. This week we're going to take a little test. See if you can match the famous person to their drink of choice.

1	Janis Joplin		A	Jack Daniels
2	Queen Elizabeth II		B	Daiquiris
3	Hunter S. Thompson		C	Port Wine
4	L.B.J.		D	Southern Comfort
5	Frank Sinatra		E	Scotch and Soda
6	Earnest Hemingway		F	Lemon Drop martini
7	Oprah		G	Whiskey on the Rocks
8	Rush Limbaugh		H	Johnny Walker Red
9	Winston Churchill		I	Wild Turkey
10	Saddam Hussein		J	Gin and Tonic

Answers after the jump

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-15 10:54:53 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1707289 Drunk-O-Vision II Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:09:17 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1707289 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Sober ::: Drunk

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-12-01 17:09:17 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 463 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706458 Drunk-O-Vision Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:00:21 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706458 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Things look a little different when you're drunk...

Sober = Drunk

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-03 13:00:21 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 403 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1677070 The Anatomy Of An Awful Party Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1677070 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Not every party at college can be a sick rager where all the dudes get laid and half the girls get pregnant, some have to suck for the sake of comparison. How would you know a great party if you never attended a shitty one? The answer is you wouldn’t. However that is not a problem you’ll ever have to worry about because awful parties are as common in college as people lying about who they slept with last weekend. To find out whether the party you’re attending is going to be an embarrassment for years to come, look out for the following signs:

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-04-08 00:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 76 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />