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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1393712"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/1/collegehumor.1ca096f1cd69e61059984cd120909228.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-27 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1393712">AmazingSuperPowers</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 130 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740197 Coldplay's Chris Martin: Extraterrestrial Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:04:37 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740197 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Can you name the songs these Coldplay lyrics are from?


(A) You and me are drifting into outer space

(B) We're part of the human race and
All of the stars and the outer space

(C) Look at earth from outer space
Everyone must find a place

(D) The future's for discovering
The space in which we're traveling

(E) Look up, I look up at night,
Planets are moving at the speed of light

(F) Hundreds of years in the future
It could be computers
Looking for life on earth

(G) You can climb a ladder up to the sun

(H) Come on, oh my star is fading

(I) Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you

(J) Can anybody fly this thing?

(K) I am a f*cking alien
Why don’t you people understand?
I am an alien from the Nebulus subsector of the
Andromeda Galaxy
I’m spelling it out for you as clearly as I can

(L) Smorgax weeblezod!
Veeble quoznar florgenblox!

Answers:

(A) X&Y (B) White Shadows (C) Politik
(D) Square One (E) Speed of Sound
(F) Twisted Logic (G) Talk (H) Amsterdam
(I) Yellow (J) High Speed
(K) Seriously Guys I Came Here Under Orders From Supreme Commander Gorgax Flerm To Drink The Bone Marrow of All Humans
(L) Zarquon Quorblezar (“I Tried To Warn You”)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.6ab7686d87358ff55bab1a935bae57f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-10 17:04:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979">Dan Gurewitch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />