CollegeHumor: Analysis Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725309 London Bridge - An Analysis Sun, 01 Apr 2007 13:24:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725309 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> In September 2006, Stacy Ann Ferguson, or Fergie as she is best known, shocked the world by starting her own solo career. The first single was entitled 'London Bridge', which, had been previously undiscovered by me until about 1 am last night. I was so moved by its lyrical storytelling and literary poise that I feel obligated to analyze what will soon be hailed as a song greater than the 1812 Overture.

[upload:1130300:small:left:The Poet, The Philosopher]Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t.
Are you ready for this?
Oh, sh*t!
Oh!

Fergie’s chorus of deep voices (Who I assume belongs to her group of man-slaves) is alerting the general public that they are about to be assaulted by her dope beats, accompanied by an atypical meter.

It's me
Fergie
The pimp
Paulo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up baby?!
Come on

Not unlike Herman Melville started his epic “Moby Dick”, Fergie introduces herself at the beginning of her masterpiece in the first person. Note her defiance towards typical gender roles in calling herself ‘The Pimp’. Feminists could learn a thing or two from this courageous crooner.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:189838"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/2/collegehumor.32db04edd09af218e5fc77e27b94b955.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:189838">Mark M</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 45 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />