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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-09 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 407 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763347 Jackson Pollock's Sketchpad Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:28:33 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763347 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-13 15:28:33 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757721 The Statue of David: The Untold Story Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:35:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757721 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> David Casucci, a mildly succesful Italian merchant, is walking down the street to work one morning when he runs into an old friend.
Michelangelo: David Casucci, right?
David: Oh my god, Michelangelo? God, I haven't seen you since graduation, how are you?
Michelangelo: Good, good. I've been doing some sculpting and painting.
David: Yeah, I know, I just saw Pieta for the first time, it's really amazing.
Michelangelo: Thanks, thanks. Well, I'm glad I ran into you because I just finished my latest scultpture, and I'm naming it after you because you actually inspired me to create it.
David: No way! Thank you so much, that's awesome.
Michelangelo: Yeah I'm really proud of it. In fact, I'm confident it will be viewed and analyzed centuries from now, probably until the end of time.
David: I'm so honored, thank you. 
Michelangelo: No problem.
David: So, describe it to me.
Michelanglo: Um, ok, well remember sophomore year when you convinced Angela Piscoti that I had a small dick, and she told her friends, and pretty soon everyone called me Little Dickelangelo and no girl in school would go out with me for like a year?
David: Oh yeah, that was pretty funny. I remember you kept saying you were going to get me back in a big way someday. I'm glad you were the bigger man and didn't, though.
Michelangelo: Well, that's not entirely accurate.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-21 17:35:48 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753660 Aliza Shvarts Breaks Up with her Boyfriend Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:47:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753660 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Aliza: Can we talk?

Boyfriend: Sure.

Aliza: I think we should break up?

Boyfriend: For real?

Aliza:Well, I can't really tell you if this is real or not. The nature ofthis break-up doesn't consist of any certainties, you know?

Boyfriend: Stop talking like that and just tell me, are you really breaking up with me or not?!

Aliza: I can't! It's impossible to accurately identify the break-up. I'm sorry.

Boyfriend: (sigh)So, I guess we're over?

Aliza: Yes. But fictitiously. And factually, too. Our break-up, in a sense, is a long narrative of truthful lies.

Boyfriend: What? What do you mean?

Aliza: I'm sorry, but I have to stay ambiguous for the sake...of the break-up.

Boyfriend: Wait, is this one of your "art" projects?! I told you from the beginning: don't involve 'us' in your 'art.' That's my deal breaker!

Aliza: I'm not! I don't love you anymore. It's over.

Boyfriend: Fine. This better be real though because I'm going to tell people.

Aliza: Fine. Good

Boyfriend: Oh...wait a minute. I get it! You're just telling me we're breaking up soI can tell EVERYONE about it. But really, the actual break-up will bethe product of everyone's reaction to this pseudo break-up. Nice try, but I'm not falling for it.

Aliza: Don't try to understand me, baby. You're not smart enough.

Boyfriend: Sorry. So...are we still together?

Aliza: Yes, but just as a concept.

Boyfriend: Can I f*ck you later?

Aliza: Yes. Except the vagina as a receiver of the dick is a total myth, so we'll have to experiment.

Boyfriend: Cool.

Aliza: Hey sweetie, will you grab that plastic over there and lay it out on the floor so I can bleed on it?

Boyfriend: Yeah, no problem. Wait...for "real?"

http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-yaleart0423.artapr23,0,3218278.story

http://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24559

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:238"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/2/collegehumor.80a1009e4241f8192f309ae278523a40.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-23 03:47:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:238">Mindy Raf</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1745139 A Young M. C. Escher's Notebook Doodles Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:16:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1745139 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-11-26 17:16:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731061 Graduation Cap Cut-Outs Wed, 16 May 2007 13:23:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731061 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Future
Let's stop pretending that you'll have those lucious locks forever and face the cold hard facts: you're going to go bald... soon. Give everyone a preview of what your scalp will look like at the ten-year reunion with this stylish cap design!


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The Resume
Fill out the information and when it comes time to toss your cap, wing that sucker frisbee-style into the area of the crowd where the business students' parents are sitting. You'll have a job in no time!


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-16 13:23:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 54 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721377 Internet Shorthand Applied To Fine Art Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:32:30 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721377 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:61290"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/9/collegehumor.ffa749f889028c7ed49f11798762d3e3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-28 22:32:30 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:61290">Mike Milo</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 177 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723218 The Two Most Beautiful Things Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:34:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723218 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Arguably, this is the most beautiful piece of art ever made, and it's certainly one of the most well known. This painting can take on two forms, as the woman appears to smile when her eyes are observed, but not if her mouth is being focused on. This painting is renowned for its ability to cause many men to smile or weep. But then again...


That's a pretty beautiful thing to see, too.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:28852"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/1/collegehumor.892614fcc7fee3b67a903831c730dc01.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:28852">James</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1780"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729501 Hipsters In Art: A History Wed, 02 May 2007 21:08:23 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729501 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Hipsters are nothing new to Western civilization. People have been rocking ironic-artsy-retro chic since ancient Rome.

For example, Polykleitos' Doryphoros (spear-bearer), which art historians consider to be the first representation of a hipster in Western art history.


Note his trendy aviator shades and his organic canvas messenger tote (with enough room for his sketchbooks AND his Lucky Strikes!).

*Fun fact: The Converse sneakers were commonly used by Greeks in midnight vintage-bicycle raids on neighboring towns.*

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