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This month I had the pleasure of asking Miss September, Patrice Hollis, some very important questions. Patrice is 25, lives in Vegas and has 34DDD boobs. Interesting...

1. What is funnier and why: a kid walking into a glass door and falling down or a grown man falling down and instantly getting back up going “I’m fine…I’m fine.”
I think a man falling is funnier because he's more embarrassed.

2. What is sexier in a guy: ability to ski very well or ability to snowboard very well?
Either one as long as he doesn't fall.

3. What is the most food you’ve ever eaten at once?
A large pizza but then I had to sleep at the table because I couldn't move!

4. Gross. Did you get to choose how much of your body to show in the pictures or is that something Playboy decides?
Playboy decides, but they make sure you are comfortable.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-08-13 11:26:59 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734379 Miss July - Tiffany Selby Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:11:38 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734379 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
This month I had the pleasure of asking Miss July, Tiffany Selby, some very important questions regarding hot dog eating and other things.  Tiffany is 25, lives in LA and is on the USA Bikini Team.  Let's see how she answers the big questions...

1. How many hot dogs could you eat if you were being forced to eat them to save a loved one’s life?
Maybe two so I would probably just say my goodbye's before I started. :(

2. Pathetic. What was your favorite toy as a kid?  Mine was Legos.
My power wheels jeep and my dog used to ride in the passenger seat. I miss those days!

3. What is grosser and why: a guy who doesn’t cut his toenails or a guy who doesn’t cut his hair?
Long hair is hot, I don't really want to get attacked in the middle of the night so I would have to go with the toenails.

4. Who is more attractive: a great comedian or a mediocre musician?
Any guy holding a guitar is hot so I'm gonna have to go with the musician.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-20 09:11:38 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732316 Ask A Playmate: Miss June - Brittany Binger Tue, 29 May 2007 12:30:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732316 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
This month we're talking to the lovely Miss June, Brittany Binger.  She's 20 years-old, has been on CSI and, most importantly, is very, very pretty.  Let's get to it!

1. Why is it considered sexy when two straight girls kiss each other but not when two straight guys do the same (not that I would or whatever...)?
Girls are just more beautiful and graceful. It just wouldn't be very manly if two guys made out!

2. What is the strangest thing a guy has ever requested from you in bed? 
Hmm..to be completely honest, I'm very new with the whole sex thing, LOL. I've only been with one guy so I don't have any good stories for you.. YET! I'll have to get back to you on that ;-)

3. How many push ups can you do?
Oh my, I can do sit ups all day, but I can probably only do about 5 push ups!! That's bad!!

4. Weakling.  Rank the following qualities a guy can have from sexiest to least sexy: humor, good body, great singing voice, intelligence, ability to eat a lot of cheeseburgers.
Intelligence & Humor is probably tied for first, but the ability to eat a lot of cheeseburgers ranks a close second! If you're dating me, you better be able to eat, honey! It's one of my favorite things to do.  Next would be good body which isn't that important to me. I hate when guys are too overly muscular or that are way to in to their looks! Last would be singing voice, who cares about that?

5. Do the pictures of your nude body in the magazine look anything like your nude body in real life?
Of course!  Although lately since I've been doing my promotional appearances, a lot of people are like, "Wow I love your issue but your more beautiful in person for sure!"  I'm like "Why, Thank you!"  Then I sit there for a second like wait... is that a good thing?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-29 12:30:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726804 Ask A Playmate: Shannon James, May 2007 Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:27:51 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726804 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
This month we're talking to the incredibly cute Miss May, Shannon James.  She's 20 years-old, in a sorority and hails from the great state of Pennsylvania. And now...

1. Do you look at your nude body and think, "Damn, I look good"?
I think I have a nice figure, but like every girl, I have little insecurities. No body is perfect.

2. What is your favorite "gross" food.  Examples would be french fries drenched in mayo or deep fried chicken skin.
Chocolate covered potato chips... sooooo good but sooo weird.

3. Why do Playmates lie and say a sense of humor is their biggest turn on?
I don't know about the BIGGEST turn on but it's not a lie! If a guy can make you smile, let alone laugh, he is already WAY ahead of the game.

4. Do you ever wish you could go back and sleep with people you used to date just to be like, "Look how good I am now."
Hahah, No. If it didn't work out there is a reason and they shouldn't get to see my new moves ;)

5. Is it still considered picking your nose if you put a tissue over your finger before going in?
YES!

6. When I got a Blackberry I thought ladies would pay more attention to me when I took it out in the elevator.  That hasn't happened.  Why?
This one's easy. You should be paying attention to the girl and making small talk, not being obsessed with your blackberry

7. How long must you date someone before you feel comfortable farting in front of them?  Using their bathroom for a #2?
IT IS NOT OK TO GET THAT COMFORTABLE! I'm weird about that one...
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-11 11:27:51 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />