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Since 1973, Commerce Bank has been committed to providing quality banking services in communities throughout the east coast of America. Just recently, Commerce Bank has opened its doors in a new location. Commerce Bank, "America's most convenient bank," is now the most convenient bank on the Moon, too!

While other banks strive to provide an accessible network of locations throughout the continental US, Commerce Bank has gone above and beyond the needs of its customers by being the first bank to initiate an extra-terrestrial expansion program.

Our new Moon-location provides all of the modern conveniences our customers have come to expect from an Earth bank. Customers can enjoy breathable air, micrometeoroid-safe infrastructure, and, for our any customers with a sweet tooth, free lollipops. Why not check it out for yourself? Bring the kids; children love our breathable air, too!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-05 17:47:29 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />