CollegeHumor: Batman Articles This Month

7 New Professors on RateMyProfessors.com

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/b/collegehumor.688014cc4e3f51335e8cf30b65685d54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-13 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720">Owen Parsons</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1030 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Batman 3 Rumors and News

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.6eb639fd06721655a3e45cf8154fb0a4.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-06 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Wayne Enterprises Monthly Staff Meeting

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Lucius Fox: Let's start with you, Marks. What's the outlook for Wayne Biotech?
Marks: Mr. Fox, we're bleeding money.
Dixon: Same with Wayne Import/Export. Shipping is way down, what with the huge cuts in consumer spending.
Lee: And Wayne Steel, Mr. Fox. No one's building anything; we can't afford to be producing at pre-recessionary levels anymore!
Marks: I think we're looking at the possibility of a government sponsored restructuring.
Fox: Do you mean bankruptcy, Mr. Marks?
Marks: I don't see many other options here.
Fox: Bruce, what do you think.
Bruce Wayne: Let's buy a marina.
(Groans from the staff)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2042498"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.f54bcfc40f45111f4620432a429096ee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-08 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2042498">Fusic Bleech</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Holy Cow, Am I In Deep With The Missus

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:04:37 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Wow, I am just in a whole world of hurt right now on the homestead.

Yes, I definitely faked my own death to score a big promotion- insensitive at worst, I would say. I certainly didn't hear any complaining when the new range and KitchenAid dishwasher got delivered, that's for sure. True, I also selected my son as my "most def fave" family member when threatened by the former District Attorney. Does any of this mean I deserve a few nights on the couch? I would say no.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1726288"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/6/collegehumor.ea21988bcb991b3303fa1cf6a93e5e54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-19 10:04:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1726288">Commissioner Gordon</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Gotham City's Job Postings Over the Years

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:33:12 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:412068"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.5265cbed7be39708f3297ab377c1806a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-15 23:33:12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:412068">Scott Bennett</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:445"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 81 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Dark Knight IMDb Trivia

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:43:13 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.6eb639fd06721655a3e45cf8154fb0a4.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-16 13:43:13 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 348 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Batman: The Dark Hype

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:08:50 -0400

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The anticipation around the new Batman movie has reached unprecedented levels. It's crazy to think that in two weeks you can walk around and ask anybody in America what they thought of the new Batman movie and 98% will be able to respond.

- In New York and Los Angeles, there were not only midnight showings, but 3AM and 6AM showings -- all were sold out before July 4th.

- Certain theatres in Kansas City and Miami are allowing patrons to sit and wait in the theatre next to the one showing The Dark Knight and listen to that theatre rumble and vibrate for $40.

- A theatre in Bucks County, PA will let you lick the film chemicals off the projectionist's fingers for $52.

- AMCs across Ohio are allowing people, for $55, to have some of the leftover popcorn that's left in the theater, hoping some information from the movie leaked into the butter.

- At certain theatres in Florida and Maine, you can hold the film reel for $99.50 and bite into one frame.

- In Nebraska, certain Loews theatres are allowing people to pay $160 to stare at the poster outside the theater, and another $20 to sketch it with charcoal.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-18 15:08:50 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 239 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Gotham City Deja Vu

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:55:04 -0400

You probably can't tell from the silhouette, but these two are really enjoying themselves.

Officer Pat O'Hara, back with the GCPD after a 10-year absence, stares out the window of his cruiser as it makes its way downtown.

Officer O'Hara: Hey Michaels, what's the deal here?

Officer Michaels: Not sure what you mean.

O'Hara: You ever notice there's a lot less neon in Gotham than there used to be?

Michaels: Neon?

O'Hara: Yeah, remember that?

Michaels: Neon... neon... nope sure don't.

O'Hara: Oh come on. There used to be pink and purple lighting EVERYWHERE in this city. Floodlights, spotlights... and all those big freakin' statues of naked guys standin' between the buildings? They're gone too.

Michaels: Naked statues... nah, not ringin' any bells, pal.

O'Hara: You kiddin' me, Michaels? Seems like almost nightly we were down here, roundin' up gangs covered in day-glo face paint. Now look at the place. It's like someone swooped in and made it a lot less, I dunno... stupid. Look, there's no blacklights hanging over the alleys anymore.

Michaels: You feelin' OK, O'Hara? You're not making any sense. Talking crazy tonight, heh.

O'Hara: I'm fine, Michaels. You're the one not making any sense. This was right after the city's little "gothic" phase, remember? Back when everything was kinda dark and twisted... Mayor looked like a penguin? Stole a bunch of kids? One of them was your daughter?

Michaels: Hmm, someone needs to lay off the sauce, I think. Seriously, O'Hara, just drop it, OK?

Radio: *Ksssh* All units: Robbery underway at Gotham National Bank, Second Avenue and 36th. Suspect is described as a white male in his late twenties with a disfigured mouth and stringy, shoulder-length hair. Calls himself 'The Joker.' *Ksssh*

O'Hara: Um, I don't know who she's describing, but it's NOT the Joker. (Picks up the handset.) Shelley? You sure you don't mean a paunchy, middle-aged fella' with a weird voice and impossibly diagonal eyebrows? Listenin' to a buncha' Prince songs on a boom box, maybe?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.1a8d4bdd12eb35c73182c827b94ab675.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-01 15:55:04 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495">Chase Mitchell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:7"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 133 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

To The Sewing Kit, Robin!

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:12:32 -0400

The Funnies is CollegeHumor's weekly cartoon series. This week's comes from CH Intern Pat Cassels.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:917478"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-10 09:12:32 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:917478">Will Schneider</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Batman Catches The Riddler by Surprise

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:10:59 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> In an abandoned warehouse in , The Riddler finishes writing a note and laughs.

Riddler: Wow, I really have really out done myself on this one. Batman will never figure out this riddle in time to stop me from robbing Gotham Second National Bank! But I’ll send the note with the clues to give him a sporting chance.

Batman walks through the front door of the warehouse

Batman: Hello, anybody…oh there you are. OK, Riddler, I’ve caught you. You’re coming with me.

Riddler: Batman! This can’t be! I haven’t even sent you the riddle yet, and even that was only supposed to take you to Gotham Second National Bank! How did you find me?

Batman: Well, there’s only like 5 abandoned warehouses in Gotham, so whenever one of you wierdos escapes from Arkum Asylum I usually just check those places first. And sure enough, here you are.

Riddler: Well, do you want to try to figure out the riddle now anyway? You know, just for kicks? I’ll bet you can’t figure it out

Batman: Well, to be honest I don’t really see the point. I mean, I already have you right here.

Riddler: Yeah…

Batman: Plus you already told me that the answer was going to be the Gotham Second National Bank.

Riddler: Oh yeah…Damn

Batman: So are you ready to go peacefully?

Riddler: I guess. I haven’t even had time to assemble my henchmen yet. I might as well.

Batman: Sounds good.

Riddler: Wait...I could change the riddle now.� Ya know, like, make it about somewhere else and we could do that instead?

Batman: Yeah, actually that sounds like fun.� OK, I'll go back to the Bat Cave and...

Batman grabs The Riddler by the back of the neck.

Batman: Syke!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:849223"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/9/collegehumor.532eaf9168d297a8e16abf49902abb5b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:849223">Tim O'Donnell</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />