CollegeHumor: Beer Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788529 What You're Saying With Your Drink Order Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788529 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Budweiser, Miller, or Coors
Guys: They don't have kegs at this bar? What kind of low-brow place is this?
Guys buying it for girls: I don't celebrate anniversaries, I don't care about your friends, and as soon as you expect commitment, I will drop you. May as well get used to it.
Girls: Does drinking cheap beer make me look sexy and tomboyish?

Sam Adams, Honey Brown, or Pete's Wicked
Guys: I bet this beer tastes good because it costs more.
Guys buying it for girls: Work study? Hah! That's for suckers. I've got a swanky internship paying me $10 an hour!
Girls: Drinking cheap beer makes me look too tomboyish. Does drinking expensive beer make me look sexy?

Guinness
Guys: I don't intend to get drunk tonight. Thankfully, this beer takes a half hour to finish.
Guys buying it for girls: I don't want you to leave this bar for the next half hour.
Girls: I hope I'm not hung over during rugby tomorrow.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.ad937b4f074bca543727e036e28b33e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-27 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225">Steve Hofstetter</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 59 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1749061 Beer Review Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:50:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1749061 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale
Delicious. I eagerly anticipate the coming of the colder months and the variety of seasonal brews they bring, and the good people at Anheuser have developed an insanely good taste experience. A little thicker than what a typical beer drinker may be used to, but the vanilla after taste and subsequent warming feeling will hook most drinkers immediately. Red body, little to no head, and an overall vanilla/caramel aroma.

 Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat
Though the name is "Cherry Wheat", I was surprised at the amount of cherry flavor I encountered. I found the beer to be a little too strong for my tastes, though someone with a sweet tooth may find it enjoyable. I chugged the rest of it after two sips, just to get it out of the way. Thin head, orange body, and overall too sweet.

 Brooklyn Monster Ale
Good Loard. "11% Alcohol by Volume" puts this... concoction in a clash by itself. Thish is no longer a beer, this bottled animal is a 12 ounces of liquid insanity. I would feel sorry for the man forced to drink an entire 6 pack of this. I downed this quickly as to.move on to a hopefully more enjoyable experience. Starts bitter but mellows out as you finish it, strong taste of hops, and very high in alocohol content.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-02-01 09:50:54 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 109 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741768 Opening a Beer Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:41:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741768 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Level 1: Bottle Opener
You need to open that brew? I got you, dude. Just so happen to carry an opener on my key chain. See that big key right next to it? ’92 Honda Civic. Modded. Me and my boy Trevor riced it out to look like the new 3 Series. Trev’s step-dad runs an auto body shop.

Level 2: Lighter
Check this out. I’ll open your bottle with this lighter. Ever see this before? It’s pretty sick. I just angle it up like so… get the leverage working in my favor and pop goes the weasel. Drink it. I'm also indirectly telling you that I smoke. Marlboro Reds. Those long and slims will kill you twice as fast. Pretty chill, huh?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-10-03 16:41:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 52 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715892 Near, Far, Wherever There's A Bar Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:49:11 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715892 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> And Now, The Latest In Beer-Specific News

Our first story comes from the Netherlands:
CNN: Dog Beer: Clean the dog bowl, and pick a drinking game that doesn't require opposable thumbs because you and Sparky are getting wasted together tonight. Don't get too excited though, its just a little less sad than drinking by yourself.

Oh, crazy Maine:
CNN: Butt Beer: Santa's ass is a little too appealing to children, according to Maine officials, as they wouldn't let a brewery print a label with his gigantic rump on it. Their next target: The St. Pauli girl.

This is from..wait for it....BRILLIANT, Ohio:
Yahoo News: Broken bottles and spilled beers line the streets aside alcoholic's tears. Short story of a beer truck missing many warnings of a low overpass and crashing right into it. Did I mention where this took place?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:20798"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/f/collegehumor.09a751b1abce59e418540a3f8212a757.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:20798">Justin Mullally</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1633"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />