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This week: Pumping Up!


We are at the local gym where our fraternity brothers are doing what they do best, working out.  Brother Chad is lying on the bench press while Brother Chaz stands above to spot.  Brother Chad sports a black beater... for he is Italian.

Chad: How jacked do you think I can get? (examines biceps)

Chaz: (rolling eyes) I don't know...maybe 10 or 20 more pounds of muscle mass. I really don't know.

Chad: Trick question titty face. I can get as jacked as I want. As long as I focus my mind on a certain body part it'll get jacked.

Chaz: Right, I knew that.

Chad: Throw on two more twenty-fivers and the pussy plate.

Chaz: Pussy plate?

Chad: The 2.5 pounder.

Chaz: Don't you think you're getting a little...too big?

Chad: No such thing as too big.

Chaz: I can hardly see your neck anymore.

Chad: My neck is weak! I'd rather have traps than neck.

Chaz: It's like you're fortifying your neck with shoulders, so it can't be attacked.

Chad: I wish my neck was a bicep.  That way I could do more bicep curls.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-01 00:06:33 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717103 Jeff Presents... Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:35:46 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717103 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

2-Dew List

  1. Shotgun a Natty
  2. Take ear medicine
  3. Buy alotta visors
  4. CONDOMS!!!
  5. Watch CONAIR on dvd
  6. Steal some of Moose's visors, they're pretty sick
  7. Miscellaneous Frat stuff
  8. Buy mad Corona gear at Wal-Mart (i.e. woven trucker hat, bathing suit, big towel, boxers, etc.)
  9. Make a doodie
  10. Give brother Chad a deadarm
  11. Scream something into a pledge's ear
  12. Hangout with someone other than Moose...maybe Chad???
  13. Work on haiku for secret poetry competition
  14. Sculpt those pythons
  15. Call Mommy <3
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-30 00:35:46 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />