A Letter From Al Powell the Cop From Die Hard 1 (Aka Reginald Vel Johnson)

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:17:42 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Dear Bruce Willis,

What the hell, man? Do I look like assh*le? Because you keep wiping me to the side every chance you get. I mean C'MON! I can't believe you made another "Die Hard" movie without ME...Sgt. Al F-ing Powell. Need I remind you that I was the glue that held the 1st Die Hard movie together. People related to MY story. Need I remind you that without me you'd be just another dead d-bag. Remember, I'm the one who shot Karl. Me. I'm the hero of Die Hard. Not you.

Granted, I was pissed when I read Die Hard 2 and I only had a cameo role. I remember coming over your house and trying to stab you with a pocket knife. But when I went to plunge the knife into your chest you easily diarmed me and I just broke down crying. You and Demi made me mint tea and you had your driver send me home. That was nice and I'm sorry about that. I mean how many times do I have to apologize for attempting to kill you.

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