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Receptionist at Quest Diagnostic Center

"Yo, this message is for Mr. Fenfang Chow or whatever, this is Kevin at Quest Diagnostics returning your call, it's about 9:30 on Tuesday in the morning and yo listen Chenchang, Ima be real wit you, cuz I remember you when you came in last Thursday, you was real nice or whatever. Well listen, boo, we got your AIDS test back and you got it bad, dawg, so call a nigga back, catch you later."


Rite Aid Night Manager

"Look it, Ima be real wit you okay, and I need you to be real wit me so we can get this straightened up, aight? So like I told you you need to fix up the tampons in aisle 6 and then when you didn't do what I axt you to do, then, you know, Ima be like listen, boo, I gotta do my thang, you know? I'm just doin' my thang, you know what I'm saying, and I'm just axing you to do your thang, boo, so we can do this right, and make the tampons look fiiine, you feeling me, Edna?"
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:62906"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/5/collegehumor.4bf6d380bf75ddc921bc415562d1097c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-11-15 11:21:57 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:62906">Elaine Carroll</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 100 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />