CollegeHumor: Cell Phones Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790521 Voicemail from a Jealous Boyfriend Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790521 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK





8:12 PM | WALKING TO SECOND BAR

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-26 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 118 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764737 A Conversation With My Cell Phone Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764737 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

ME: Hey dude what time is it?
...dude!  Time?

CELL: *BING!*Oh hey it's 11:58.

ME: Sorry you're a little dim, what was that?

CELL: I said it's 11:58!  Leave me alone I'm tired, man!

ME: Take it easy, all I said was you're a little dim-

CELL: Well maybe I wouldn't be if SOMEONE didn't forget to plug me in last night!

ME: I already apologized for that.  You know, you used to be able to go, like, three days without charging.  Now you can't make it 24 hours?  You've changed, dude.

CELL: *BING!*YOU'RE the one who always leaves me plugged in for more than the recommended three hours!  YOU'RE the enabler!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.5d056bc5a546eb98eddf43db65a79785.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-12 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530">Jesse E</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 244 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733535 Cell Phones - Vibration Mode Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:47:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733535 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

As is apparent from the chart, the usefulness of vibration mode on your cell phone is indirectly proportional to the loudness of the vibration. Unfortunately for us consumers, most phone manufacturers are at a loss as to how to interpret this data.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:989898"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/3/collegehumor.7f90fcbef88985b1a84d04b3d05d9ceb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:989898">Mike Wolfe</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />