CollegeHumor: Chess Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758110 Chess: The Pawn's Diary Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:49:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758110 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> June 26th 2008

What a glorious morning! This earth was made for battle, not only because of its perfectly symmetrical black and white squares! Ah, to be the unit directly in front of the King himself! Oh, mother would be so proud!

June 27th 2008

The battle commenced today, and guess who was the first unit off? You guessed it! Mother would be so proud of my two square hop, why, I could rival the knight himself! I wonder how the enemy will react to such a bold move?

June 28th 2008

So, this enemy isn't to be underestimated! They discovered one of my weak spots. As we speak a rival pawn is standing right in front of me, glaring down at me as I write. So I'm stuck here until the bastard moves, or is killed.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:950169"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/1/collegehumor.7987165490e4937047f60b511ab726d2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-26 23:49:03 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:950169">Adam</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:31"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 173 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />