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	<title>Collegiate Winter Preparations</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>It may only&nbsp;be the beginning of November, but before you know it there will be snow on the ground and you'll be staring head-on&nbsp;into the barren&nbsp;wasteland of winter.&nbsp; Take action now, before it's too late!<br /><br /></p><ul><li><div align="left">Develop a solid layer of fat to protect yourself from the cold: odds are you've already gotten a head-start on this one thanks to your campus dining center and drunken late-night pizza binges.&nbsp; While your unsightly rolls of fat may lead you to believe that you are less than attractive to members of the opposite sex, which you definitely are, you can hide your disgusting and well-insulated body in layers of sweat pants and hoodies.</div></li><li><div align="left">Find a ride home for Thanksgiving/Christmas: now is the time to reconnect with your annoying high school friend with a car who goes to your school.&nbsp; Sure, the kid was annoying as hell and always wanted to tag along with you during Welcome Week, but his beat up Saturn is better than sitting next to a possible prison-escapee on a Greyhound. </div></li><li><div align="left">Re-establish contact with your high school ex-girlfriend: now is the time for several well-placed facebook messages about wanting to catch up (i.e. hook-up) over break.&nbsp; The endless parade of drunk co-eds comes to a grinding halt the second you step foot into your childhood room, so make sure that you mend the fences that resulted from breaking up with her a week before you both left for school.</div></li></ul></>
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    		Written 2009-11-09 12:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:93700">Shawn Dobbins&#60;/a>
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	<title>Santa's Yahoo Answers</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2008-12-30 18:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan&#60;/a>
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	<title>Christmas, Then and Now</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2008-12-26 18:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1649207">Caldwell Tanner&#60;/a>
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	<title>The Worst Letters to Santa of 2008</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    		Written 2008-12-19 16:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.&#60;/a>
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	<title>North Pole Suggestion Box</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Guy Who Misunderstood Those Holiday Car Commercials</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:29:45 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Terror Comes To Gingerbread Town</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:35:49 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<strong>December 14, 2006</strong><br   /><br   />Dear Diary,<br   />It&rsquo;s me, Frank the Gingerbread Man. What joy to be given life! This land I am in is beautiful- the hills of verdant mint and the taffy trees, ever dewy. My house is a beautiful building- only the best graham cracker!- and in it my family and friends and I spend many hours admiring the chocolate moldings. Dare I compare this world to Eden? I dare!<br   /><br   />Love,<br   />Frank, GBM<br   /><br   /><hr   /><strong><br   />December 16, 2006</strong><br   /><br   />Dear Diary,<br   />It seems everyday more and more Gingerbread People are created! We all live so happily, often playing gumball Olympics and brushing each other&rsquo;s licorice hair. Life is sweet- pun intended!<br   /><br   />Happy as a Gingerbread clam,<br   />F, Gingerbread Man<br   /><br   /><hr   /><br   /><strong>December 20, 2006</strong><br   /><br   />Dear Diary,<br   />Things are still going pretty well. There is some concern in the community that we are not taking care of our land, as many of our resources are slowly disappearing. It seems the butterscotch river has run dry, and just yesterday my pretzel weathervane was simply gone! Oh well, at least we still have running pudding in our faucets, and we shall always have each other! </hr></hr></>
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    		Written 2007-04-16 14:35:49    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:626848">Kiernan P Schmitt&#60;/a>
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