CollegeHumor: Chuck E. Cheese Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760007 Chuck E. Cheese and the Pizza Time Players Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:52:20 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760007 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Chuck E. Cheese: Alright, from the top! No one leaves 'til we get this down.

Helen Henny: C'mon Chuck, you've had us locked up here forever.

Mr. Munch: Yeah, we could use a break.

Chuck E. Cheese: We don't stop. We never, ever stop. From the top gang.

*The Pizza Time Players start rocking out but Mr Munch can't keep up with the pace on the piano*

Chuck E. Cheese: Stop. STOP! What's the problem Munch?

Mr. Munch: My fingers hurt. It feels like they're on fire.

Chuck E. Cheese: No pain, no gain. Jasper Jowls how we doin' over there, ya mutt?

Jasper T. Jowls: I need water.

Chuck E. Cheese: Have another slice of pizza.

Jasper: No. No more pizza. Please. Just water.

Chuck E. Cheese: You'll get your bowl later. From the top! One and a tw-

Pasqually: Theese is inhumana ah Mista Cheeeese.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-01 11:52:20 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 93 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />