CollegeHumor: Cigarettes Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757634 Nicotine vs Brain Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:16:22 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757634 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Brain: These are bad for me.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: They're polluting my body.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: The simple fact is that I can live without them.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: I don't need...

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: Yeah, but...!slice

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: I...

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: Fine!

smokes cigarette

Brain: There.  Now I'll just stop and...

Nicotine: Shut up.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-20 12:16:22 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 124 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />