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“The Comfy Cozy Blog”

Sample: “Hey guys, welcome to my little home on the Internet, that’s the ‘net for those of you in the know, hehehe. Pull up a chair and I’ll start some tea for you. This is my life. Stop by often, I’ve always got kooky stories, random ramblings and lots of hugs to share!”

Pros: This blog is like an awesome acid flashback to the days of MIDI files and animated GIF domination. You can revisit your own awkward web moments because it’s probably hosted on Geocities. Oh, and you may want to take down that "New" icon next to your picture section. Those scanned photos of you from eighth grade are anything but "fresh." Cool sunglasses though!

Cons: You will have to read about babies, scrapbooking, cats and cats who make scrapbooks about babies.

“Bitter Music Obsession Blog”

Sample: “Did you guys know that Bushwalla’s cover of Hotel Yorba was actually going to be featured on the same album as Cat Power’s I want to Be the Boy White Stripes cover? That’s so ridiculous they might as well have put it on the same album as The Raconteur’s It Ain’t Easy. Yeah, you like that? What about maybe just throwing the whole thing to shit and sticking it on with 5 on the 5 or the White Stripes Moonage Daydream Bowie cover? Idiots. F*ck PitchFork.”

Pros: You feel like you can finally talk to that indie chick that works for the Lit Mag.

Cons: She hasn’t heard of any of this sh*t either.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:502459"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/e/collegehumor.e9ec6ada998285dfc786431efd874ee5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:502459">Mary Kolesnikova</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />