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7 New Professors on RateMyProfessors.com

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/b/collegehumor.688014cc4e3f51335e8cf30b65685d54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-13 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720">Owen Parsons</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1030 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Sexual Favor Fail

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-02 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1378 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

8 Rejected Photobooth Effects

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Grandma Effect

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-01 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 877 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

5 Video Game Status Updates

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> ______________________________________________________________________

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-28 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2341 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

FML: Both Sides Of The Story

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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Everyone said the hot English teacher was a bitch, but I took her anyway. Our first week of class, she assigned a 12 page paper. It's due tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17543) - you totally deserve it (9865)
On 9/3/2009 at 4:23pm - misc - by straight effed - United States (Maine)

I asked my students to write a short essay on Hawthorne. Well turns out I wrote "6000 words" instead of "600". Hello 300 extra pages of reading this weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6234) - you totally deserve it (23865)
On 09/4/2009 at 11:23am - misc. - by schooled - United States (Maine)

This girl I really like finally invited me to her house for a party. I spent all Saturday getting ready but when I got there, the house was empty. The party was Friday night. FML

I agree, your life sucks (24920) - you totally deserve it (5106)
On 08/30/2009 at 12:30am - misc. - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

My parents left for the weekend, so I spent $200 on a party for my entire class. The only one who showed up was this creepy kid who keeps a picture of me in his locker. I told him it was the wrong night just so he'd leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks (15901) - you totally deserve it (8791)
On 8/31/2009 at 1:23pm - misc. - by pissedoff - United States (Virginia)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-22 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 965 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

3 Songs Without Auto-Tune

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> #msongs { text-align: center; }#msongs .msong { width: 400px; margin: 0 auto 10px; padding: 0 0 10px; border-bottom: 2px solid #EFEFEF; }#msongs .msong img { margin-bottom: 5px; }

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-29 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 671 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Diary of a Charmander

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Thought dorm living was cramped? Try living in a Pokeball.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2034939"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/3/collegehumor.129b6e6e08ab989336b664f3245d3068.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-18 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2034939">Brad Einstein</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 795 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

A Man's Conversations With His Penis Through 3 Stages of Life

Tue, 12 May 2009 17:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Early Adolescence

Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.

Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.

Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that.

Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.

Brain: Please go back to sleep.

Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.

Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...

Penis: DON'T CARE.

Brain: Please, I'm begging you.

Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-12 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1124 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

What Math Textbooks Should Be About, Based On Their Covers

Fri, 08 May 2009 16:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Roll-Over to Reveal

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-08 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 839 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

PostSecrets Through History

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> PostSecret is a place where guilty people upload handmade confessions, allowing them to combine 'art' with 'anonymous complaining.' But it's been around longer than you think.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.1a8d4bdd12eb35c73182c827b94ab675.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-04 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:328495">Chase Mitchell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:7"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 818 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

These 10 Video Games Should Have Been Called...

Fri, 01 May 2009 16:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-01 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 666 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Sports in College

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must be very careful about which sports you play on the weekends. Here is what you are saying when you pick your sport in college.

Ultimate Frisbee

Soccer

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1931879"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.60da4e1813d3cd3c3c8485fe3e43ce37.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-15 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1931879">Casey Campbell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:386"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 770 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Christian Convenience Store

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:27:55 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:856057"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/8/collegehumor.cb1e61e2d15f28deb56dc3e8c078646e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-11 16:27:55 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:856057">Derek Walborn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2080 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

6 Friends You Kinda Hate

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The Lame Couple

Individually, they're both awesome people who were friends with you pre-relationship. But when their powers combine, they form a crappy Megazord of lameness. Remember the guy who was always down for a game of tackle football? He watches "Grey's Anatomy" every week. Remember the girl you introduced him to? The one you were friends with before he even knew she existed? She hasn't spoken to you in months. Despite whatever friendship you may have had, she's been demoted to "friend's girlfriend" status; which means she sees you as competition for her boyfriend's time. Now whenever you're with him, he's got to leave early to fulfill his daily quota of "sitting around and being boring with his girl." And whenever you're with her- Wait, you're never with her. She decided you aren't friends anymore.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-30 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 671 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Horribly Inappropriate Things to Write on the Facebook Wall of That Kid Who Just Killed Himself

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-26 19:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 700 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Loud Noises Translated

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:00:00 -0400

Train Horn-

Train: WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT, I AM A TRAIN.

Me: Ah! Jesus, what time is it?

Train: I AM THE 3AM TRAIN OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW. DON'T GO ONTO THE TRACKS!

Me: Wha- It's three o'clock in the morning. I was asleep, in my bed. In my home.

Train: CAN'T STOP TO TALK. I HAVE TO DELIVER A VERY IMPORTANT SHIPMENT OF NOTHING AT ALL. WATCH OUT FOR ME, THE TRAIN.

Me: I am not watching out. I am going back to sleep.

Train: WE COULD TALK A LITTLE, IF YOU WANT. I AM VERY LONELY!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/b/collegehumor.688014cc4e3f51335e8cf30b65685d54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-19 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720">Owen Parsons</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1005 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Kindergarten Spring Break

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:00:00 -0400

Dave: Bro, how crazy was last night?

Jimmy: It was nuts as balls, dude. I had no idea you could drink that much.

Dave: Fourteen Ecto Coolers in one night. I was blitzed out of my skull.

Jimmy: Oh man, you probably don't remember then...

Dave: Remember what?

Jimmy: That chick you hooked up with at the club.

Dave: What club?

Jimmy: Chuck E. Cheese.

Dave: I hooked up with someone at The Cheese!?

Jimmy: Yeah dude, that Jenny chick. The slutty one.

Dave: No way bro.

Jimmy: You two were holding hands in the ball pit like all night. You should get yourself tested, man.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-12 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 680 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Sometimes I Feel Like My Girlfriend is a Computer

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:00:00 -0500

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-06 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 995 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Work-O-Vision

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:00:00 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Things look a little different when you are at work...

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-02-27 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 774 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Welcome to the Spacebook

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.6eb639fd06721655a3e45cf8154fb0a4.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-02-26 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 880 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />