CollegeHumor: CollegeHumor Quiz Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1761190 Are You the Party Grenade? Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:17:39 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1761190 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Your body fat?
3% (1 point)
8% (2 points)
10% (3 points)
Yes. (4 points)

Which snack most accurately defines your body type?
Thin mints. (1 point)
Average-Weight Cheerios. (2 points)
Slightly Fat Baked Lays (3 points)
Morbidly Obese Baby Carrots (4 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757577 What's your Party Personality Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:07:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757577 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
You're at a party and you don't know anyone, you:
Stand by the beer pong table and pretend to be interested (0 points)
Mingle a little bit, ask people their major (1 point)
Make lots of great new friends, forget their names in the morning (2 points)
Chug, and encourage others to chug. Cheer after they've chugged (3 points)

What's your keg etiquette like?
Hang around for ten minutes after you've gotten your drunk to pump for people (0 points)
Fill your cup and pump for the next person in line (1 point)
Nonchalantly start conversation with the second person in line to cut everyone else (2 points)
Steal the closest keg to the door and sneak into your dorm (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757145 Is your Liver Haunted? Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:46:18 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757145 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Where did you get your liver?
I grew it myself when I was born (0 points)
It was donated to me from a relative (1 point)
It was donated to me from a dead person (2 points)
I found it (3 points)

Does it ever talk to you?
No (0 points)
Sometimes gurgly noises come from my belly (1 point)
It talks, but not to anyone specific (2 points)
Yes and it's rascist as hell (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756671 Does your Booty Call Think she's your Girlfriend? Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:49:23 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756671 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Has she met your parents?
God no (0 points)
It was an accident. She showed up when they were helping me move (1 point)
Sure, I introduced them (2 points)
Yes, she has an open invitation to spend Thanksgiving with my family (3 points)

Have you been to any weddings together?
Hell no (0 points)
Yes, we went to a friend's wedding together (1 point)
Yes, I was her date to one of her family member's weddings (2 points)
Yes, she was my date for a family member's wedding (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 39 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756100 How Far Could You Kick a Puppy? Thu, 29 May 2008 11:50:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756100 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Measure your kicking leg. How long is it? Estimate if necessary.
27 inches or less (0 points)
28 - 30 inches (1 point)
31 - 33 inches (2 points)
34 inches or more (3 points)

How much do you love puppies?
OMG, I love puppies sooooo much! I want to hug every puppy in the world (0 points)
A lot and I've had or have pet puppies (1 point)
Puppies are OK (2 points)
Their disproportionate bodies offend me (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-29 11:50:58 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 68 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755660 Was Your Roommate Trying To Kill You? Thu, 22 May 2008 13:25:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755660 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Did you ever do anything that might give your roommate a reason to kill you?
No. We were best buds. We even shared underwear (0 points)
I left a lot of hair in the drain and was kind of a slob (1 point)
I was generally pretty loud at night when he was trying to sleep or study (2 points)
I may have hooked up with his girlfriend once or a lot (3 points)

How bad did he want a single room?
He'd never live alone, he liked attention too much (0 points)
We got along great but I'm sure he would've appreciated the extra space and privacy (1 point)
As much as any normal college student (2 points)
He always said I was holding him back, and started most sentences with "If I lived in a single..." (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-22 13:25:26 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755305 Are You Going To Have A Gr-8 Summer? Thu, 15 May 2008 11:54:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755305 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Are your parents going on vacation and leaving you home sans babysitter at any point?
Nope (0 points)
Maybe for a night here and there (1 point)
They'll be gone for a whole weekend at some point (2 points)
I have the house all to myself this July (3 points)

If yes, are you going to have a party?
I didn't say yes (0 points)
No, I'm going to respect their wishes (0 points)
Yes. Party at my place. Be there or be square (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-15 11:54:55 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754832 Should You Graduate? Thu, 08 May 2008 11:51:37 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754832 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Who is supporting you right now?
Loans, loans, loans (0 points)
Some tuition is covered by parents or scholarships, I pay the rest (1 point)
My parents pay tuition, I have a job for spending money (2 points)
My parents pay my tuition and expenses (3 points)

How many years have you been at school?
6 years or more (0 points)
5 years (1 point)
4 years (2 points)
3 years or less (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-08 11:51:37 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754276 Study or Party? Thu, 01 May 2008 11:53:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754276 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
How much time have you spent studying so far?
I already know this stuff inside and out (0 points)
Studied pretty hard for a night or two (1 point)
Reviewed my notes during commercials once (2 points)
None (3 points)

Do you go to class?
Haven't missed one yet (0 points)
Missed one (1 point)
Missed a couple (2 points)
Went to a couple (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-01 11:53:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753748 Is It Time To Change Your Pants? Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:55:57 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753748 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
What kind of pants are we talking about?
Shorts (0 points)
Jeans (1 point)
Khakis (2 points)
Slacks (3 points)

How long have you been wearing them?
Since today (0 points)
Since yesterday (1 point)
Since last week (2 points)
More than a week (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-24 11:55:57 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 83 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753307 Are You Ever Going To Be Rich? Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:51:13 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753307 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
How do you feel about hard work?
It sucks and I hate it. Hard work is for squares (0 points)
I'll do it, but you better believe I'm going to complain the whole time (1 point)
I work hard, but I also play hard (2 points)
If I don't accomplish something every single day I feel like a failure (3 points)

Do you go to a prestigious school?
It's prestigious among other community colleges (0 points)
I go to a satellite campus of a decent school (1 point)
I go to a decent school, main campus (2 points)
Ivy league, baby (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-17 11:51:13 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752837 Is Today Spring Hot Girl Day At Your College? Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:27:40 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752837 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Where is your school?
North, near the top of America somewhere (0 points)
Somewhere in the middle of the country (1 point)
On the east or west coast (2 points)
The south (3 points)

Look out the window, does it look like there's any chance it could rain?
It is raining (0 points)
It's pretty dark. There's some cumulonimbus action going on out there (1 point)
There are small clouds here and there (2 points)
Nothing but clear blue skies (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-10 11:27:40 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 47 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751214 Could You Kill A Puppy If Your Life Depended On It? Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:39:07 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751214 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
I love you.
You're holding a 3-month-old golden retriever. His name is Cody. Cody is nuzzling up into your arms. He's tired. He gently licks your palm as he slips into dreamland. An anonymous stranger holds a gun to your head. If you don't kill Cody, then he'll pull the trigger. As you stare down into Cody's big, bashful puppy eyes you see his total love and trust for you. Is it going to be you, or the dog?

Do you, or have you ever had any pets?
No (0 points)
No. I'm allergic to everything (1 point)
Yes, small stuff like hamsters or fish (2 points)
Yes, dogs or cats (3 points)

What's the big deal? Cody has only been alive for three months. Wouldn't it be a much greater loss to the world if you were gone?
ummmmmm (1 point)
ummmmmm (2 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-03-13 11:39:07 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 67 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750844 Why Are You Going To End Up In The Hospital? Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:55:47 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750844 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
How cautious are you about germs?
I carry hand sanitizer with me and use it often (0 points)
I try to be clean, but I don't let it run my life (1 point)
I don't have a problem letting someone have a bite of my food or drink from the same glass (2 points)
I'll eat food I find in the garbage. I don't give a sh*t (3 points)

What do you do when you're not feeling well?
I go to a real doctor (0 points)
I go to the health center (1 point)
Tough it out (2 points)
Drink until I feel better (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-03-06 11:55:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 60 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750445 Are You Going To Get Arrested? Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:48:30 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750445 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
It's 3 am. You've just left a party, you're drunk and you have to pee. Finish this sentence, "Bro, I have to pee so bad _________"
that when I finally get to a bathroom I'll have to flush mid-stream so the toilet doesn't overflow with my pee (0 points)
I'm just gonna go on the floor of the first public bathroom I find (1 point)
that next house we pass I'm going to bang on the door and see if I can use their toilet (2 points)
I'm gonna go right here in the middle of the street. Watch for cops (3 points)

When you drive by a police officer, you:
Keep going knowing that you're not doing anything wrong (0 points)
Slam on the breaks until you're doing exactly the speed limit (1 point)
Keep speeding, they don't pull people over unless you're going like 15 miles over the speed limit (2 points)
Throw anything incriminating out the window right away (3 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-02-28 11:48:30 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 56 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748661 Would You Survive A Bear Attack? Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:41:15 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748661 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Just answer the questions below to see if you could escape the mighty jaws of a grizzly bear, or if you'd be mauled to death by his claws!



Where are you from?
I'm a city slicker through and through (0 points)
I rock the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did (1 point)
I was raised by a farm (2 points)
I grew up in the mountains, in a region with plenty of deciduous forests and streams (3 points)

Have you ever been camping?
No way (0 points)
My friends and I once stayed in a drive up campsite and got hammered (1 point)
Yes, it's fun to do once in a while (2 points)
I would live in a tent in the woods if I could (3 points)

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Just answer the questions below to see if you're a regular good Will Hunting when it comes to math, or if you still need an abacus to do basic arithmatic, idiot!

2 + 5 =
3 (0 points)
Fart (1 point)
Oh my god, is this seriously a quiz about math? That's boring. I can do math in class (2 points)
At least 5 (3 points)
7 (4 points)

If a recipe for sugar cookies calls for 2 cups of cinnamon, how much cinnamon is that in ounces?
20,000,000 ounces (0 points)
Poop (1 point)
Holy sh*t! That's so much cinnamon. And another thing, the title doesn't even make sense. You can't be well at math. You can be good. Retard (2 points)
A lot. You have to buy more (3 points)
16 ounces (4 points)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-01-10 11:25:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747557 How Are You Going to Die? Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:27:14 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747557 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

You're going to die. Someday. That's not a threat. Just chill, dude. Stop. No. Don't call the cops. Please? Just answer the questions below to see if you'll be eviscerated by murder-bots or drown in a pool filled with cake, ice cream and bacon!

When it's really, really cold you like to:
Go streaking (0 points)
Stay inside and light up a fat joint (1 point)
Stay inside and catch up on Bang Bus (2 points)
Stay inside, download a movie and order some Papa J's (3 points)

You are depressed when:
No one else wants to play ultimate (0 points)
You're broke (1 point)
The Internet goes down, or your roommate comes back (2 points)
You think you are becoming lactose intolerant (3 points)

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Just answer the questions below to see if you're getting a sweater for Christmas, or if your parents finally bought you a pony!

Where do you live?
In a city (0 points)
On a farm (1 point)
In a majestic castle hidden in the rainbow tree forest, which, if you didn't know, are the trees that rainbows grow on (2 points)

Is your family poor?
Yes, last year my parents gave me a hug from Christmas and told me that love was the best gift of all because it's priceless. I wanted an RC monster truck (0 points)
Our cow was awarded best cow in the county last year. Ever since then we've been on easy street (1 point)
My family is the protector of a sacred treasure buried far beneath the Earth. It is worth an incomprehensible amount, but we must never spend it lest the universe be placed in great peril (2 points)

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Just answer the questions below to see if you're going to fail a bunch of finals this semester, or if your parents will finally have a reason to be proud of you!

When do you start preparing for your tests?:
As soon as I hand in my mid terms (0 points)
I start reviewing my notes a couple weeks before-hand (1 point)
A couple minutes the night before, until I get bored (2 points)
When I get to class and find out I have a test (3 points)

Fill in the blank, "Class is a good time to _____":
Ask the professor to clarify things I don’t understand (0 points)
Take notes (1 point)
Flirt with the cute girl (or boy) I sit next to (2 points)
Get in some Nintendo DS time. Hello, Contra 4! (3 points)

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