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	<title>Investment Banking</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 01:26:36 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p>The stock market can be overwhelming, but you&rsquo;re the type of investor that keeps his cool. You&rsquo;re not the type of investor who brashly reacts to each and every new market condition.</p><br   /><p>You invest with <em>Investico</em>n.</p><div align="center"><div class="center_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/0/collegehumor.74df448b86fff9f28f9e96207fe1c8f3.jpg" width="336"  /></div><br   /></div><p>You&rsquo;re in control. But we&rsquo;re in control of your money. And that makes you feel good. Cause what you don&rsquo;t know, doesn&rsquo;t hurt you.</p><br   /><p>But even if you did know, you wouldn&rsquo;t be mad, right? You&rsquo;ve invested with <em>Investicon </em>because we had the most convincing ad. You&rsquo;re the type of guy that doesn&rsquo;t respond to facts and figures. That's why we don&rsquo;t have any. What we do have is smiling faces and charts, but mostly smiling faces.</p><br   /><p>At <em>Investicon, </em>we don&rsquo;t believe in gimmicks, mantras, slogans, employees or offices. We&rsquo;ve got something that our investors care about, their money, and the know-how and professionalism to inform them when that money is gone.</p></>
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