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More surprising similarities from two seemingly unrelated things. Both the perfect girl and the perfect computer should have:
  • Sleek, solid constructions
  • Several compliant ports
  • Interior free of dust or cobwebs
  • Porn viewing potential
  • Extensive firmware interface
  • Quick start-ups
  • Adjustable volumes
  • Multiple hotkeys
  • Compatibility with your existing hardware
  • Upgrade potential
  • Floppy support
  • Virus-free systems
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:290"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/6/collegehumor.822971a76dd3dcda7eb46b26fa7a05b9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-03 10:02:19 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:290">Chris Richman</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 52 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />